insufficient postage's definitions

ice meme

A chilling thought or idea.

The thought of global ape domination is indeed an ice meme. Wait, there's already an ape running a superpower...maybe we aren't too far from it after all! We're doomed!

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

Opotamus

A hippo that has ceased to be hip.

Word used to describe anything that thinks it's cool, but isn't or anything that was once cool, but isn't anymore due to arrogance or a changing of the times.

Pachelbel the Panther: See Herbie over there? Think he all fly 'n shit, yawning like he don't give a fuck 'bout whether he gets mauled by Leo. He one straight opotamus.
Andy the Aardvark: Yeah, man. Think he all badass 'n cool, when he really just a bigass, lazy mo'fucka.

Hungry Hippos are the opposite of opotamus.

Bell bottoms are opotamus.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

wtz

Acronym for "What the za," za being a word short for pizza.

WTZ? I ordered a pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut and all I get are two pepperonis on each slice!?

by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006

discovation

-The process of inventing a new genre of dance music -

e.g. DJ Pierre is considered a pioneer of discovation for inventing acid house.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

hobgobbler

A glutton.

One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.

That hobgobbler sure knows how to clean his plate. Jeez, look at him stuff his face in that butterscotch pudding. He should go into competitive eating when he gets older.

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

behemouth

Anyone who favors incoherence, volume, or repetition over reason in an attempt to force outrageous lies on people, often in pursuit of a bastardized agenda. One who promotes and presents twisted truth as truth and spouts extremist bullcrap.

Anyone with a loud mouth.

The Fox News Channel is a haven for behemouths.

I wish that behemouth would just shut the hell up.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006