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hobgobbler

A glutton.

One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.
That hobgobbler sure knows how to clean his plate. Jeez, look at him stuff his face in that butterscotch pudding. He should go into competitive eating when he gets older.
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006
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behemouth

Anyone who favors incoherence, volume, or repetition over reason in an attempt to force outrageous lies on people, often in pursuit of a bastardized agenda. One who promotes and presents twisted truth as truth and spouts extremist bullcrap.

Anyone with a loud mouth.
The Fox News Channel is a haven for behemouths.

I wish that behemouth would just shut the hell up.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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wtz

Acronym for "What the za," za being a word short for pizza.
WTZ? I ordered a pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut and all I get are two pepperonis on each slice!?
by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006
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discovation

-The process of inventing a new genre of dance music -
e.g. DJ Pierre is considered a pioneer of discovation for inventing acid house.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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pink moon

In ancient times, a pink moon was an omen of the apocalypse, a harbinger of doom.

The third and last album by Nick Drake, recorded in two two-hour midnight sessions in October of 1971. The album consisted only Nick Drake's guitar and vocals. This album is widely considered Nick Drake's best. Initially capturing a small amount of critical attention, it received more acclaim after his death and even more listeners since the VW commercial used the title track for the Cabrio in 2000.
Pink Moon is such a mellow and beautiful song. I let it lull me to sleep one night. It's sad and tragic to know such a talented musician died so young and at a stage in his life when things were looking brighter.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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duct tape

(n.) The end-all solution to all your problems.

(v.) To solve a problem, to patch up.
Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!

I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!
by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006
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pingular

A replacement for plural, since it rhymes with singular and is much easier to pronounce.
Griffins is pingular for griffin.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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