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Definitions by infamous budgerigar

Turkey Teeth

Overly white teeth or veneers that look like they were done on the cheap in Turkey. Think Rylan, Jordan or Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees.
There seems to be a lot of lads and girls in Glasgow walking around with Turkey Teeth. Their teeth are so large and white they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.
I feel absolutely burst, I need ma bed.
Burst by infamous budgerigar July 4, 2016
Scots for "punch the shit out of you"
Come here ya wee dick and I'll burst ye!

Bare taw or nae taw at aw 

East coast Scots for "we're not having sex with a condom on. " - usually uttered by wannabe single mothers to their ned boyfriends.
Its bare taw or nae taw at aw. If you want to shag me, nae johnny.

Butterfly Tattoo 

A lot of women have tattoos these days. But 20 years ago if you saw a butterfly tattoo on a woman's arm, it usually identified them as an absolute slag. An arm tramp stamp so to speak.
"Mate, don't go out with her, she's not your class. Look at the butterfly tattoo on her arm, she's a ned!!"
Scots for "stupid".

Hoormaister 

Scots. Literally means "master of whores". Used to describe someone who associates with loose women.
What were ye doing with that trollop Susie, ya fucking hoormaister ye!
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