infamous budgerigar's definitions

Glasgow Uni accent

A strange mix of American and Edinburgh accents, affected by Glasgow university students who are renowned as being arseholes. Primarily heard in the West of Glasgow.

He's got a Glasgow Uni accent, but the cunt's from Possil, what's that aw aboot?

by infamous budgerigar June 30, 2016

Glaikit

Scots for "stupid".

Look at that big glaikit bastard!

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Hoormaister

Scots. Literally means "master of whores". Used to describe someone who associates with loose women.

What were ye doing with that trollop Susie, ya fucking hoormaister ye!

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

jake

Used in the some parts of the East Coast of Scotland to describe ugly women. Derivative of "jaikit" which means ugly.

Whit were ye doing with that fat jake ? Did ye pump her?

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Pumped

Scots for shagged

I pumped that dirty wee midden in her parents'bed!

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Getting busy with mr jizzy

Having sex

What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Shut yer puss

East coast of Scotland term for "shut up".

Shut yer puss ya dick, or I will knock fuck out of ye.

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016