improviduto's definitions

snuke

A suitcase nuke that fits inside a woman's snizz or snatch. It is short for either "snatch nuke" or "snizz nuke". The term was first used in the South Park episode "The Snuke". The snuke was located in Hillary Clinton's vagina.

CIA Agent: "Hillary Clinton has a suitcase nuke in her sniz."
Cartman: "A snuke?"
CIA Agent: "Yeah."

by improviduto December 15, 2008

boho chic

A fashion trend that is part bohemian and part chic. It is tied to the vintage phenomenom in fashion where the trend was to bring back vintage styles for the modern era. Boho chic combines organic, colorful, detailed, folk-inspired pieces with simple, modern pieces. An example would be wearing a beaded peasant dress with a white tanktop.

The trend is said to have been started by actress Sienna Miller in 2005. She wore bohemian-style clothing in the movie Alfie and continued to sport the garb regularly in London. People began to imitate this style, and fashion designers took notice.

Boho chic may be hot now, but it'll be dead by 2007.

by improviduto April 9, 2006

hot coffee mod

A modification for the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It unlocks an interactive sex minigame that was hidden in the game's original code. The minigame can be played after a successful date with any of the main character's six girlfriends. The object is to sexually satisfy a woman via simulated intercourse. The creator is Patrick Wildenborg of Deventer, Netherlands (a.k.a PatrickW). The mod is available for free download on various GTA mod sites on the Internet.

Joe: Did you get the hot coffee mod yet?
Bill: Yeah, and I'm no good at it.

by improviduto August 26, 2005

tard parker

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.

If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.

by improviduto August 26, 2005

LAN Holiday

Any holiday that is celebrated with a LAN party. It's often done on holidays when students do not have school. The acronym "LAN" is substituted for part of the holiday's name.

Examples: LANsmas (Christmas), New LAN's Eve (New Year's Eve), LANt (Lent), LANster (Easter), LANsover (Passover), LANzaa (Kwanzaa), LANbor Day (Arbor Day or Labor Day), LANoween (Halloween), All LANts Day (All Saints Day), Good LANday (Good Friday), Holy LANsday (Holy Thursday), Holy LANturday (Holy Saturday), Passion LANday (Passion Sunday), LANukkah (Hanukkah), LAN20 (420), LANxing Day (Boxing Day), LANsidents Day (Presidents Day), Fourth of JuLAN (Fourth of July), LANteran's Day (Veteran's Day), Cinco de LANyo (Cinco de Mayo), Dia de los LANtos (Dia de los Muertos), LANmorial Day (Memorial Day), Ash LANsday (Ash Wednesday), LAN Kippur (Yom Kippur), Rosh HashLANah (Rosh Hashanah), LANSgiving (Thanksgiving), LANentine's Day (Valentine's Day), LANada Day (Canada Day), LANhog Day (Groundhog Day), LANtoria Day (Victoria Day), Pi LANproximation Day (Pi Approximation Day), and more.

I always look forward to the LAN Holiday season. It's the only time of year that I get to gather with my nerd friends in my parents' cold basement for Starcraft and get pissed off to no end because no one can seem to set up the network. We never learn from the year before.

by improviduto December 28, 2008

free pass

Permission by one participant in a romantic relationship for the other to have sex with a third party without reprecussion. It is often given to housewives by very busy husbands.

My husband gave me a free pass this weekend to bang the neighbor boy because he'll be out of town with his buddies on a fishing trip.

by improviduto December 9, 2008

pratfaller

1. Someone who intentionally falls for the purpose of comedy.
2. Someone who intentionally falls in want of attention.

1. Famed pratfaller Chevy Chase was hilarious on the original Saturday Night Live.
2. Joyce is a habitual pratfaller because she demands to be at the center of attention at all times. It's really very sad.

by improviduto July 21, 2005