Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 10, 2024

brick by brick

suck my dick
no matter how thin no matter how thick

brick by brick
suck my dick
you can move a mountain if you do it brick by
brick

by iminhellplshelpahhh January 14, 2025

mr mix

that type of friend that gets really pissy when you don't make your tomato sauce correctly

john, I'm sorry I can't make pasta sauce, you're being such a mr mix >:(

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 19, 2024

Capsule Collider

The canon name of the player from baldi's basics.
This is that's the unity object it uses.

Capsule Collider
Yes baldi?
promise me you'll never eat at arby's
oohhhhh
I'M FUCKING DYING

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 02, 2024

ads more like sads :(

no stop doing the fucking ads no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

"Why are there so many ads? ads more like sads :("

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 18, 2024

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the thing that makes urban dictionary have a stroke when you search it

Person 1: Hey dude what's up
Person 2: (){}
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024

Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.

"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024