Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.

"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 27, 2024

you turn me on like a light switch

something something and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and aroooouuuund

"you turn me on like a light switch"

-Charlie pussy

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 07, 2024

Strayberry Shitcake

A desert that makes you go poopy poopy everywhere, and there will be poopy poopy in your underwear

WAH EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHH,,EH,EH,EH,EH,EH,EH,EH,E, AH U, POOPY

POOPY EVERYWHERE POOPY POOPY IN MY UNDERWEAR

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by iminhellplshelpahhh January 03, 2025

Binary Space Partition Tree

blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit

"That nerd Jeff is such a Binary Space Partition Tree"

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024

brick by brick

suck my dick
no matter how thin no matter how thick

brick by brick
suck my dick
you can move a mountain if you do it brick by
brick

by iminhellplshelpahhh January 13, 2025

Come on fuck me emo boy

ohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodpleaseohgodplease

no I am not typing that again
...
fine
Come on fuck me emo boy

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 02, 2024

CP

nuh uh

"Rececp"
"The fuck is a rececp????"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 02, 2024