Definitions by iminhellplshelpahhh

Do you see banana man? 

Hopping over on the white hot sand
here he come with some for me.
Taken freshly from banana tree.
banana man me want a ton.

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm m mm mm mmm
Do you see banana man? (Do you want a banana)
this banana for you

Do you see banana man? by iminhellplshelpahhh July 4, 2024

Opinion 

the thing that breaks the internet.
Especially tumblr.

In my opinion you should go fuck yourself

Opinion by iminhellplshelpahhh July 4, 2024

Strays 

an awful 2023 movie where the only joke is "haha sex funny, zoophilia. are you guys laughing yet?"
I swear it feels like what a 9 year old thinks an adult movie is like.
it's just "drugs drugs drugs sex sex sex cuss cuss cuss" grow the fuck up

Guy1: I just watched strays last night.
Guy2: was it dogshit?
Guy:1 it was dogshit.

Strays by iminhellplshelpahhh July 4, 2024

Earthround 

Earthbound but it's open world

someone please make Earthround a thing

Earthround by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

I am climbing up your tower 

you can kiss my ass

I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY

I am climbing up your tower by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

Built by Gamers 

fake ass "podcast"

Fetus: "wanna watch built by gamers with me?"
Me: Fuck you

Built by Gamers by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

Skibidi Bidet 

A version of the popular meme among mostly gen alpha "skibidi toilet" except it sprays water at you

Brr skibidi Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet yes yes
im so sorry for writing that

Skibidi Bidet by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024