ihuntmidgets's definitions

Cumturnal

The sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation, resulting from sexual stimulation at night.

That girl is cumturnal, she can only cum when the sun goes down!

by ihuntmidgets September 26, 2009

Apolojizz

to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.

Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.

by ihuntmidgets September 30, 2009

Chintuplet

Noun - A chintuplet is a person who pocesses subcutaneous fat around the neck that sags and creates wrinkles, making the owner appear to have multiple chins. It is most common on people who are morbedly obese. It is more visible when the bottom jaw is lowered or the head is tilted down.

Damn, your girl really let go of herself after you got married. Shes a chintuplet now!

by ihuntmidgets August 14, 2009

Euphoral

A profound sense of well being, brought on by fellatio and/or cunnilingus.

After that hour long session with that broad's face on my crotch I am feeling rather Euphoral.

by ihuntmidgets July 17, 2010

Jewmando

is the practice of removing some or all of the foreskin (prepuce) from the penis. "Going jewmando" is reputed to have begun with jew-kune-do and other special jewish forces military units, in which some soldiers removed their foreskin to prevent chafing.

I am going jewmando today; really letting it breathe

by ihuntmidgets April 30, 2010