Cumturnal

The sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation, resulting from sexual stimulation at night.

That girl is cumturnal, she can only cum when the sun goes down!

by ihuntmidgets September 24, 2009

PhabioPhobia

Fear of a dairy product made by churning fresh or fermented cream or milk.

Guy: I hope this is margerine
Girl: No, I believe it's butter.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Girl: You must have phabiophobia

by ihuntmidgets April 26, 2010

Slushee

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it anywhere in cold temperatures.

Note - semen shot into a vagina NOT in cold temperature a cream pie.

John McCain stuffed his cock far inside Sarah Palin and made a slushee that took a full 5 minutes to thaw out.

by ihuntmidgets May 14, 2011

Hoppy

Main Entry: hop·py

Pronunciation: \ˈho-pē\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): hop·pi·er; hop·pi·est
Etymology: Middle English, from hop
Date: 21st century
1: a beer induced happyness.
2: precursor to being drunk
3: characterized by no longer being sober

douchebag1: We just drank 18 beers in 10 minutes

douchebag2: Dude, I am so fucking hoppy right now.

douchebag1: CHEA!

by ihuntmidgets October 17, 2009

Jewmando

is the practice of removing some or all of the foreskin (prepuce) from the penis. "Going jewmando" is reputed to have begun with jew-kune-do and other special jewish forces military units, in which some soldiers removed their foreskin to prevent chafing.

I am going jewmando today; really letting it breathe

by ihuntmidgets April 29, 2010