Definitions by ihuntmidgets

Hoppy 

Main Entry: hop·py

Pronunciation: \ˈho-pē\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): hop·pi·er; hop·pi·est
Etymology: Middle English, from hop
Date: 21st century
1: a beer induced happyness.
2: precursor to being drunk
3: characterized by no longer being sober

douchebag1: We just drank 18 beers in 10 minutes

douchebag2: Dude, I am so fucking hoppy right now.

douchebag1: CHEA!

Hoppy by ihuntmidgets October 17, 2009

Apolojizz 

to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.

Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.

Apolojizz by ihuntmidgets September 30, 2009

Cumturnal 

The sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation, resulting from sexual stimulation at night.

That girl is cumturnal, she can only cum when the sun goes down!

Cumturnal by ihuntmidgets September 26, 2009

Chintuplet

Noun - A chintuplet is a person who pocesses subcutaneous fat around the neck that sags and creates wrinkles, making the owner appear to have multiple chins. It is most common on people who are morbedly obese. It is more visible when the bottom jaw is lowered or the head is tilted down.

Damn, your girl really let go of herself after you got married. Shes a chintuplet now!

Chintuplet by ihuntmidgets August 14, 2009

Brown Belt 

After ejaculating into someoens rectum, pulling out, and smearing a brown-ine across their stomach and/or back.

"I like my brown belt with my coffee in the morning."

Brown Belt by ihuntmidgets July 19, 2009