ihandlethisidk's definitions

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

annoying roach

annoying roach aka e 25

me in wot blitz:*sees a e 25*
annoying roach:*sees me as a kv-2 or smasher*
me:time to get rekt e 25
annoying roach: *goes behind me*
me:*turns turret around*
annoying roach: moves away from my turret
me:*traverses hull and turret*
annoying roach:*shots my tracks*
me: oh-*dies*

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

mäuschen

a german tank which is different than the maus superheavy tank.
a weaker version of the maus superheavy tank

the mäuschen is like a female version of the maus superheavy

by ihandlethisidk August 14, 2022

WARNING! this video contains flashing lights

A video that has a warning of flashing lights

Me:Watches a video
Video:WARNING! this video contains flashing lights
Me:*Lowers down the brightness*

by ihandlethisidk August 28, 2022

Google Translate

A website that you can translate any word

Me:searches up " Google Translate "
Also me:*translates Urban Dictionary into german"
Translation:urbanes Wörterbuch
Me: wtf

by ihandlethisidk September 2, 2022

Tonk

tank found in Mondo Sport Saviano Italy

me: *goes on google maps*
also me: * searches Mondo Sport Saviano Italy*
results:
first picture:Mondo Sport "(Home of the mighty Tonk)"
me:*speechless*

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Panzer Of The Lake

Soldier:O Panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?

Panzer of the lake:Why u standing here boi

by ihandlethisidk September 3, 2022