shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

arse grapes

Piles.

My arse grapes are playing me up.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

sausage

The act of having sex.

They were up all night having sausage. See Blackadder the third ("Sausage Time!")

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

bogey

Runny mucus is snot, a bogey is a somewhat harder and crustier critter, but still dried snot.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

kicking off

To start a fight.

When I called them wankers they started kicking off.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

twazzbag

An idiot, fool or buffoon.

He was a complete twazzbag!

by Ian Chode August 07, 2006