bogey

Runny mucus is snot, a bogey is a somewhat harder and crustier critter, but still dried snot.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

suicide bummer

Catching AIDS is a common modus mortem for the suicide bomber.

Pass the AZT, I was recruited as a suicide bummer.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

coprophotophobia

An inability to have a shit with the light on.

Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

chocolate mahogany lollipop

Fucking someone up the arse and then making them suck their own shit off the end of your dick.

Hello, would you like a chocolate mahogany lollipop?

by Ian Chode November 25, 2003

Helmut Lang

A long helmet.

If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet.

by Ian Chode May 02, 2004

Grapes of Wrath

Piles.

My piles are causing me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

Chalfonts

Piles. Rhyming slang for Chalfont St Giles, a place in the UK.

Oooh, me Chalfonts.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003