185 definitions by ian chode

Grapes of Wrath

Piles.

My piles are causing me some jip.

by ian chode April 8, 2003

Chalfonts

Piles. Rhyming slang for Chalfont St Giles, a place in the UK.

Oooh, me Chalfonts.

by ian chode April 8, 2003

malakka

Greek word meaning wanker or friend. Not quite sure what it means if all your friends are wankers, best not to ask!

Malakka!

by ian chode April 2, 2003

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

by ian chode November 24, 2003

pimpster

Long form of pimp, a person who brokers prostitutes.

You are a pimp.

by ian chode April 2, 2003

Hoo haa

Some kind of trouble or commotion.

The boss's decision to sack his marketing department caused a right hoo hah, let me tell you!

by ian chode October 6, 2003

coprophotophobia

An inability to have a shit with the light on.

Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it.

by ian chode February 24, 2004