ian chode's definitions

love snot

Cum.

Please put your hand in my underpants and jiggle it around until I produce love snot. Thanks, Simon.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

paediatrician

A doctor specialising in children. Not to be confused with paedophile, who sexually abuses children. In the UK, a pack of vigilantes nearly lynched a paediatrician because they got a little bit confused.

The paediatrician fixed the physical damage caused by the paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

jelly belly

A fat person.

She is a right jelly belly.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

infomercial

A piece of (usually) television designed to both give information and promote a product. However, the information cannot be trusted because it is not impartial.

by Ian Chode September 5, 2003

Shitter hitter

A gentleman who believes that the anus should not be an output device only.

What shitter hitter!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

tradesman's entrance

The arse.

Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

hypnostification

Humourous word meaning "hypnotism".

I underwent hypnostification.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004