ian chode's definitions

dung demon

A shirtlifter.

I thought he was a dung demon, but it turns out he was just camp.

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

chavda

Long form of chav.

He's a fackin' chavda!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

arse rape

Anal sex with violence.

I'm going to arse rape you.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Nike pikey

A pikey bedecked in Nike clothes.

They are a bunch of Nike Pikeys.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

shit smasher

A fruit; worm worshipper of distinction. This gets right to the heart of the sickening violence of the homosexual act.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

thwankton

The piece of skin between a gentleman's bollocks and his arsehole. This can also be referred to as the twernt, or sometimes (erroniously) the chode.

Touch my thwankton!

by Ian Chode January 9, 2004

kamekarzy

To almost kill yourself with trapped wind and the utter the violence of a shit. (From the UK slang karzy meaning toilet).

I tell you, after that curry his toilet turned into a kamekarzy.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004