shitdick

you have a penis shaped poo

Daniel Nicholls

by Ian April 09, 2003

partatious

Having to do with or not having to do with anything. When you just need a big word to fill in a sentence so that you sound like you know what you are talking about.
Also spelled partaqtious (q is silent and used because q's are not used enough in the english language.

It was with strong emotion and a feeling of glee that I asked for her partatious answer.

by Ian January 07, 2005

henney

short for hennesy, a congac

"...got cris on pop, HENNEY with no CHASER mommy dont stop...."
-fat joe/r kelly "we thuggin"

by Ian April 30, 2003

The Misfits

Greates Band Ever. The oldschool misfts are the best band ever. Blending horror and Punk never sounded so good

Michael Graves the new lead singer of the misfits sucks.

by ian May 13, 2005

soymanella

Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.

by Ian October 06, 2004

Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.

"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.

by Ian December 07, 2004

shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

by Ian June 17, 2006