ian's definitions

half cut

Being fairly buzzed, but not quite drunk.

I was only half cut so I was able to get away from the cops. I can't feel my penis.

by Ian January 20, 2004

tossle

A mans penis, sometimes use for masterbation.

Jason went to work on his tossle until it puked love gravey on the pages of my new magazine

by Ian March 21, 2005

SARS

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. Screws up your lungs and kills old people. Most victims don't die. Started in China, not Japan, and most Americans form their own racist opinion about it and post it up in the urban dictionary.

Person 1: I've got SARS.
Person 2: Shame. Wanna go to the ballgame?

by Ian May 26, 2003

jag

Short for Jagermeister, the licorice tasting booze.

Girls slamming jag are looking to get stuffed.

by Ian January 22, 2004

crochdot

A particulary hairy spot near ur hmm.. <cough><cough>

ahhhhh man dont show me ur crochdot

by Ian October 1, 2003

Whale Dork

The Penis of a Whale

John was jealous of the Whale Dork...

by Ian November 27, 2003

slide

To punch someone in the face.

Keep talking and i'm gonna slide your ass.

by Ian April 21, 2004