ian's definitions

soymanella

Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.

by Ian October 6, 2004

Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.

"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.

by Ian December 7, 2004

werd

1. A word usually used when something to the favor of the speaker happens.
2. A general word used in no certain occasion.

1. Your comin down this weekend?!? Werd!
2. Werd.

by Ian October 9, 2004

natty

a national championship

I really hope our football team wins the natty this year.

by Ian May 13, 2005

Gangsta

Utter dickhead.

Fo sho is gangsta for "ive forgotten how to speak english"

by Ian January 26, 2004

partatious

Having to do with or not having to do with anything. When you just need a big word to fill in a sentence so that you sound like you know what you are talking about.
Also spelled partaqtious (q is silent and used because q's are not used enough in the english language.

It was with strong emotion and a feeling of glee that I asked for her partatious answer.

by Ian January 7, 2005

do'h

Used in annoyance or in a moment when you do something stupid

-thinking- dont say revenge, dont say revenge -speaking- Umm... revenge! -pauses for a moment- Do'H!

by Ian December 13, 2003