weed

A green plant god put on the earth for me and you.

Grow buy role smoke enjoy.

by Ian February 03, 2005

Wasco

A city in Kali-Fornia that can kick Shafters ass like they were just a bunch of rag dolls and I'm Arnold Schwollenpecker the Govener of this fucked up state.

Wasco beat Shafter in their football game. I Arnold approve this message remeber the freshman score wasco 58 shafter 7 for the SSL championship.

by Ian February 14, 2005

Coultergeist

An evil entity that wants to destroy America and hates us for our freedom.

The Coultergeist wants to destroy Democracy and turn America in to a Corporate Theocracy.

by Ian December 07, 2004

Shoestring special

A tiny g sring

Did you see the shoestring special on that bird?

by Ian July 18, 2003

figard

the hardest nigga up at PSU

man, don't mess with figard, he'll fuckin kill you!

by Ian April 02, 2005

saddler

A stunning example of the female species, an attractive lady, a girl who will turn heads. Derived from the verb "saddle".

Was there many saddlers in the pub last night?

by Ian July 18, 2003

donald rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."

Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!

by Ian March 08, 2005