Definitions by ian

shvomlum 

A word concocted by myself and Timmeh, meaning shit, vomit, lube, and cum.

Guy: :pointing finger and laughing: You've got shvomlum on your face!

shvomlum by Ian January 29, 2005

faggalo 

A die-hard ICP fan who only listens to ICP and never stops talking about them.

Mike "I'm totally a juggalo"
You "Fuck off Mike.... you faggalo"

faggalo by Ian January 27, 2005

Summer 

a quirky girl whose beauty and spirit are only matched by her vivacious sex drive. she is always willing to have fun. black men love her curves....as well as every other horny guy on the face of the earth.

i want sum of summer

i want sum summer lovin'

Summer by ian January 26, 2005

sour cream sandwich 

when two men are in love and they feel it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level by translating their emotions into physical actions. during this act of love making they both simultaneously ejaculate onto each others chests then proceed to give each other a giant heart-felt hug.

i like sourcream sandwiches .............................. a lot

sour cream sandwich by ian January 21, 2005

grundle 

The worst and most disgusting word ever.

Ew. Don't ever say grundle again.

grundle by Ian January 18, 2005

richmond college 

richmond college has the highest ratio of chavs and twats to normal people
I feel like the only person who dosent wear fake burberry

"Gangsta check that boy bossin to the library" "shit Boy's in trouble bruv"

(reply) "fuck off why are you hangin around the library anyway?????"

richmond college by Ian January 13, 2005

constipator 

One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt

Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.

constipator by Ian January 13, 2005