Get your cooch smooched

To receive cunnilingus.

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

by iam2eeyore March 05, 2010

mule

To smuggle an object by hiding it in your ass.

Security wouldn't let me take my camera in to the game so I had to mule it.

by iam2eeyore December 03, 2009

Hush your mouse!

It is the more socially acceptable way of saying "shut your mouse" which is a way of telling somebody on the internet to be quiet.

You know that they say that Grimmace is one bad mother... "Hush your mouse!"

by iam2eeyore November 21, 2009

Kinktus Muscle

The muscle that links the brain of a moron to their genitals.

Preston was trying to prolong a sexual experience by thinking about dead bunnies when he sprained his kinktus muscle.

by iam2eeyore April 01, 2010

Explination

The word that stupid people use instead of explanation.

I feel the need to offer an explination for my behavior last night.

by iam2eeyore September 07, 2009

Shut your mouse!

For use when telling somebody to be quiet on the internet. Shut your mouth would not be appropriate because they are not using their mouth as a part of the conversation.

You know they say that Ronald McDonald is one bad mother... "Shut your mouse!"

by iam2eeyore November 21, 2009

Knobster Bib

A piece of cloth or plastic that is intended to keep ejaculate from staining clothing during/after fellatio.

Next time, I bet that Bill insists that Monica wears a knobster bib so that he can easily dispose of the "evidence."

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009