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Definitions by iTookAHarSHIT

A stupid bitch who obsesses over Snapchat stories and Chipotle. All girls are the type of people to get into drama over nothing because that's just what females do. They are the type of people to be giggling and talking loudly on the bus about Snapchat stories when it's 7:30 AM and no one has energy for their bullshit. They are also all freeloaders using daddy's money and they probably go to Ulta and Starbucks every day but still have mental breakdowns about how hard life is every now and then.
Girl by iTookAHarSHIT September 28, 2021
A video sharing app in which a bunch of twelve year olds who think they look hot show off their pancake asses to a bunch of pedophiles on the internet.
Janie and Assie were filming a TikTok in the middle of the road. Classic teenage girls...
TikTok by iTookAHarSHIT August 22, 2021
An app that eleven year olds who think they look hot use to show off their pancake asses to a bunch of pedophiles on the internet.
You use TikTok? Turns out, you don't look hot! You just look like an idiot!
TikTok by iTookAHarSHIT August 1, 2021

Talking to the Moon 

An amazing song by an amazing singer that was ruined by stupid TikTok kids.
Ally: What's your favorite song, Josh?
Josh: Talking to the Moon.
Ally: OMG *starts dancing*

T-Mobile 

The absolute worst network known to man. They lure you in with their cheap deals and claim that they are the "leader in 5G" but in reality, they are run by the demons of hell and they want to trap you for life.
Satan: Hmm, what should we call it?
Demon King: Maybe T-Mobile, because T can mean trash and mobile can be the thing that we screw up.
T-Mobile by iTookAHarSHIT July 28, 2021

Snapchat Girl

A stupid teenage girl who has her whole life on Snapchat. She will probably be depressed if Snapchat is taken away from her. She takes pictures/videos of everything and annoys everyone around her with her stupid social media addiction. The amount of time she spends on Snapchat daily is likely more than the average amount of time that a teenage boy spends on video games WEEKLY.
Ugh... my stupid sister is the most basic snapchat girl on the planet.
Snapchat Girl by iTookAHarSHIT June 19, 2021

Snapchat 

Something that stupid teenage girls cannot get enough of
My stupid sister uses snapchat all day!
Snapchat by iTookAHarSHIT May 19, 2021