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Liquid Glass

The much used buzzword for iOS 26.
Apple event be like: “Liquid Glass this, Liquid Glass that, Liquid Glass your ass!”
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 16, 2025
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wizard of oz

A film that’s not so innocent once u know about what happened on set during production.
Fake snow made from asbestos, costumes that caused health problems in the actors who wore them, abuse of the actors and unsafe conditions on set, the wizard of oz has a much darker side. Don’t look it up if ur easily triggered or offended.
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wittiff

How you’d most likely pronounce WTF phonetically
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by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 19, 2025
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Juicero

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2017 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home. Was exorbitantly expensive due to the higher than normal engineering standards and tolerances in many of the components inside the appliance, many of which were manufactured using expensive processes like CNC machining and such. Basically a $400 overengineered contraption that squeezed DRM-locked juice packs which cost $40 a week for new ones to be delivered to your home. Was ridiculed to death. Also it was discovered you could squeeze the juice out of the packs faster by hand than the machine could which no doubt defeated the DRM. If someone on eBay is selling a juicero machine, hit me up as I wanna explore it further and maybe install a custom firmware and do other nerdy stuff with it.
Kevin: Hey remember back a while ago we had that weird overpriced juicer thing, forgot what it's called.
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
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Crap and Shitney

Pratt and Whitney engine issues are never ending, resulting in hundreds of A320neos being grounded, them calling their engines dependable is a joke.
Seeing fleets upon fleets of A320neos grounded is a stark reminder of how bad Crap and Shitney are. As a pilot it sucks ass to have your plane out of the sky while a 165 day long inspection takes place.
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call of duty mobile

The single most effective way to enter crippling debt.
"I just whaled call of duty mobile and now my wife left with the kids, but atleast i got ghost eternal siege and cbr4 amoeba and all their mythic upgrades"
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 25, 2025
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kneecap

Awesome irish hip hop trio, they’ve recently come under fire due to political statements around Palestine. Looking past that, their music slaps.
better way to live by kneecap absolutely slaps
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 1, 2025
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