Definitions by iHEARTshialabeouf
Girl
The best phase of a female human's life.
Gets over when she turns 18, or in some cases, 20, or in the majority of the upcoming generation, 12.
When this happens, she has certain constraints on mannerisms typical of being a stereotypical woman, but are not always present.
Girls are comparatively innocent forms of women.
Girls can be tomboys.
Girls = youth + beauty + innocence + intelligence + thoughtfulness + generosity + freedomofplayfulness
Of course, even if you're/don't have any of that, but are still classified as girl, you are a girl, girl!
Gets over when she turns 18, or in some cases, 20, or in the majority of the upcoming generation, 12.
When this happens, she has certain constraints on mannerisms typical of being a stereotypical woman, but are not always present.
Girls are comparatively innocent forms of women.
Girls can be tomboys.
Girls = youth + beauty + innocence + intelligence + thoughtfulness + generosity + freedomofplayfulness
Of course, even if you're/don't have any of that, but are still classified as girl, you are a girl, girl!
Just because I'm a tomboy, it doesn't mean I'm not a girl.
If I were a boy, I would be gay. Therefore, it is more beneficial to the world's population that I be a girl.
If I were a boy, I would be gay. Therefore, it is more beneficial to the world's population that I be a girl.
Girl by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
Mother
The only woman in the world who will still cradle you in her arms even if you've stabbed her loving heart each time you've hung up her calls, thrown away her delicious food just because your friends thought Subway was cool; got a red-ink stained progress report; told her to go away in the presence of your apparently 'cool' friends, ignored her for telling you to do your school work before play; taking juvenile revenge on her for only protecting you from the seemingly harmless evils in the world around you.
And still say she loves you and you will always be her child, no matter what.
And still say she loves you and you will always be her child, no matter what.
It's not just the placenta that forms a bond between a mother and a child.
It's the mother herself who loves her child unconditionally.
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I love my mother and I absolutely hate myself because I am yehdjncmsaoajeu (aka doesn't deserve to be my mother's child)
It's the mother herself who loves her child unconditionally.
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I love my mother and I absolutely hate myself because I am yehdjncmsaoajeu (aka doesn't deserve to be my mother's child)
Mother by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
Christina Aguilera
Name for a person who tries to insult the king of rap, Eminem by making a spoof of his own song. "Singer" who has a vocal attitude of ZERO.
Also used for a/an-
>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.
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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.
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Gets on my nerves.
Also used for a/an-
>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.
________________________________________
-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.
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Gets on my nerves.
"Will the real Slim Shady, please -"
Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"
hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.
Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"
hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.
Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
Christina Aguilera by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
evil jock concubine
high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
evil jock concubine by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
Eminem
Slim Shady. Marshall Mathers.
Eminem.
The most epic rapper ever, hott and handsome, and a star who actually bares the truth.
Eminem is an amazing rapper, the one with the most amazing videos and the most amazing lyrics; I can't help but use hyperboles for such a talented man.
Since he got the world rocking to the beat of "My name is-?" more than a decade ago, he's been moving it with many more hip-hop songs that've left his fans in awe.
He often criticises other celebrities, as is obvious in 'Without me' (Moby) and 'We made you' (Sarah Palin, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Amy Winehouse, Kim Kardashian and many more).
Many consider his lyrics to be offensive, but it actually depends on the way you want to look at them. He clearly has a passion for rhyme, which makes his songs what they are.
As a person, we may never know him. As a celebrity, he is known to be straightforward, uses profanities quite a bit, is strong of character and has a high level of se;f-confidence and determination. He took a break from his carreer in 2006 for three years, because of rehab. But Slim Shady's back. The rap scene does feel empty without him.
Eminem.
The most epic rapper ever, hott and handsome, and a star who actually bares the truth.
Eminem is an amazing rapper, the one with the most amazing videos and the most amazing lyrics; I can't help but use hyperboles for such a talented man.
Since he got the world rocking to the beat of "My name is-?" more than a decade ago, he's been moving it with many more hip-hop songs that've left his fans in awe.
He often criticises other celebrities, as is obvious in 'Without me' (Moby) and 'We made you' (Sarah Palin, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Amy Winehouse, Kim Kardashian and many more).
Many consider his lyrics to be offensive, but it actually depends on the way you want to look at them. He clearly has a passion for rhyme, which makes his songs what they are.
As a person, we may never know him. As a celebrity, he is known to be straightforward, uses profanities quite a bit, is strong of character and has a high level of se;f-confidence and determination. He took a break from his carreer in 2006 for three years, because of rehab. But Slim Shady's back. The rap scene does feel empty without him.
It needs a little controversy, it (the world) feels so empty without me.
"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected s#x, don't be violent. Leave it to me to do all that"
~Eminem
"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected s#x, don't be violent. Leave it to me to do all that"
~Eminem
Eminem by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf August 9, 2010
Criscito
Number three in the Italian National Football team.
or
The hottest soccer star that ever set foot on the football pitch.
That's Domenico Criscito for you. Both. He plays right defence, is left footed and twenty three years old, but is that necessary?
We just have to know that Criscito is the hottest player. Ever.
or
The hottest soccer star that ever set foot on the football pitch.
That's Domenico Criscito for you. Both. He plays right defence, is left footed and twenty three years old, but is that necessary?
We just have to know that Criscito is the hottest player. Ever.
...You mean Criscito
Criscito by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 22, 2010