Definitions by iHEARTshialabeouf
Matt Damon
The most brilliant actor in the entire history of brilliant actors
07's Sexiest Man Alive
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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them
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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
07's Sexiest Man Alive
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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them
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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance
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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes
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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes
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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
Matt Damon by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
Regret
The most horrible feeling in the world.
You can vent anger, control lust, own up for guilt, but you just cannot undo what you've been regretting.
Regret is that full time shadow with no limitation of day, light, time, or person. Other than those who just choose to forget, of course, but you can't forget when it's screaming at you in the face every time you feel a smile or a laugh rumbling up your throat. Regret can make you wan to tear your hair out and slice your arteries into slivers of defunct tissue; it can give you self-esteem issues and take away concentration; it can ruin relationships and make you say 'FML' 24x7.
You can vent anger, control lust, own up for guilt, but you just cannot undo what you've been regretting.
Regret is that full time shadow with no limitation of day, light, time, or person. Other than those who just choose to forget, of course, but you can't forget when it's screaming at you in the face every time you feel a smile or a laugh rumbling up your throat. Regret can make you wan to tear your hair out and slice your arteries into slivers of defunct tissue; it can give you self-esteem issues and take away concentration; it can ruin relationships and make you say 'FML' 24x7.
I regret being born to such loving parents because I am not 0.0000001% worthy of it.
I regret being born at all. The world would have been a better place and all those poor starving babies in third world African countries could have consumed the food that's been wasted on me all my life.
Little homeless orphans around the globe could have had my loving parents, poor things.
The money spent on my education could have been utilized on the education of those children in developing nations who work as child labourers 18 hours a day.
I regret not being able to do anything about the fact that I was born in the first place.
I regret being born.
I regret being born at all. The world would have been a better place and all those poor starving babies in third world African countries could have consumed the food that's been wasted on me all my life.
Little homeless orphans around the globe could have had my loving parents, poor things.
The money spent on my education could have been utilized on the education of those children in developing nations who work as child labourers 18 hours a day.
I regret not being able to do anything about the fact that I was born in the first place.
I regret being born.
Regret by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
evil jock concubine
high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
evil jock concubine by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
Christina Aguilera
Name for a person who tries to insult the king of rap, Eminem by making a spoof of his own song. "Singer" who has a vocal attitude of ZERO.
Also used for a/an-
>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.
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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.
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Gets on my nerves.
Also used for a/an-
>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.
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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.
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Gets on my nerves.
"Will the real Slim Shady, please -"
Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"
hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.
Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"
hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.
Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
Christina Aguilera by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
Eminem
Slim Shady. Marshall Mathers.
Eminem.
The most epic rapper ever, hott and handsome, and a star who actually bares the truth.
Eminem is an amazing rapper, the one with the most amazing videos and the most amazing lyrics; I can't help but use hyperboles for such a talented man.
Since he got the world rocking to the beat of "My name is-?" more than a decade ago, he's been moving it with many more hip-hop songs that've left his fans in awe.
He often criticises other celebrities, as is obvious in 'Without me' (Moby) and 'We made you' (Sarah Palin, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Amy Winehouse, Kim Kardashian and many more).
Many consider his lyrics to be offensive, but it actually depends on the way you want to look at them. He clearly has a passion for rhyme, which makes his songs what they are.
As a person, we may never know him. As a celebrity, he is known to be straightforward, uses profanities quite a bit, is strong of character and has a high level of se;f-confidence and determination. He took a break from his carreer in 2006 for three years, because of rehab. But Slim Shady's back. The rap scene does feel empty without him.
Eminem.
The most epic rapper ever, hott and handsome, and a star who actually bares the truth.
Eminem is an amazing rapper, the one with the most amazing videos and the most amazing lyrics; I can't help but use hyperboles for such a talented man.
Since he got the world rocking to the beat of "My name is-?" more than a decade ago, he's been moving it with many more hip-hop songs that've left his fans in awe.
He often criticises other celebrities, as is obvious in 'Without me' (Moby) and 'We made you' (Sarah Palin, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Amy Winehouse, Kim Kardashian and many more).
Many consider his lyrics to be offensive, but it actually depends on the way you want to look at them. He clearly has a passion for rhyme, which makes his songs what they are.
As a person, we may never know him. As a celebrity, he is known to be straightforward, uses profanities quite a bit, is strong of character and has a high level of se;f-confidence and determination. He took a break from his carreer in 2006 for three years, because of rehab. But Slim Shady's back. The rap scene does feel empty without him.
It needs a little controversy, it (the world) feels so empty without me.
"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected s#x, don't be violent. Leave it to me to do all that"
~Eminem
"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected s#x, don't be violent. Leave it to me to do all that"
~Eminem
Eminem by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf August 9, 2010
Criscito
Number three in the Italian National Football team.
or
The hottest soccer star that ever set foot on the football pitch.
That's Domenico Criscito for you. Both. He plays right defence, is left footed and twenty three years old, but is that necessary?
We just have to know that Criscito is the hottest player. Ever.
or
The hottest soccer star that ever set foot on the football pitch.
That's Domenico Criscito for you. Both. He plays right defence, is left footed and twenty three years old, but is that necessary?
We just have to know that Criscito is the hottest player. Ever.
...You mean Criscito
Criscito by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 22, 2010