Definitions by iDontTrustYou

Eshays 

Propaganda.

They should be avoided at all costs.

Popular basecamps for them are:
-Geelong (if you see this sign on the M1, just run in the opposite direction before they bash you)
-Broadmeadows (Reconsider your need, only go if heading to the airport)
-Bankstown (just pretend it dosent exist)
-Tamworth (not nearly as worse as the other ones)
-Gold Coast (at least its touristy)

I ran into some eshays at Geelong station. One of them said 'cross me again it will be worse than a punch got me ya gay fag?' and one of them defended them like they were better than Allah or something
Luckily my myki had lots of balance left.

Eshays by iDontTrustYou April 8, 2024

Jetstarred 

When you miss your connecting flight because the funny man decides to move your airlines Sydney operations to Avalon and the eshays decide to bash anyone who comes into their 'G-Town'

I got jetstarred 5 times this week, its ridicolous

Jetstarred by iDontTrustYou April 8, 2024

Westfield Geelong 

A 'modern' shopping centre in Geelong, 1 hr south of Melbourne. It may seem like a modern shopping centre, but in reality its just filled with vape-toting eshays who have nothing better to do in their spare time but hang out there for no good reason. I actually have to make a whole ahh pilgrimage to Highpoint in Melbourne just for a mediocre shopping experience.

Person 1: 'Wanna go to Westfield Geelong?'
Person 2: 'Eww no, i aint inhaling expired vapes today'
Person 1: 'K. Lets just go to Highpoint.'
Person 2: 'yass'

Westfield Geelong by iDontTrustYou March 7, 2024

until i found you 

The OG emirates music...

*plane lands in Benidorm*
*until i found you plays*
Me: FINALLY! SOMETHING GOOD!

until i found you by iDontTrustYou February 28, 2024

Poland 

a nation full of hot chicks

Person 1: Im lonely
Person 2: we should go to Poland!
Person 3: Good idea!

Poland by iDontTrustYou February 13, 2024

Geelong 

A garbage dump of a city that is notorious for its underage vaping scene

Geelong is essentially the Chatham of Australia

Geelong by iDontTrustYou February 8, 2024

Noumea 

Sex position where you lean back on to a wall and cum so far down to youre ankles onto the 2nd persons mouth and they spit it back out to circulate to yours

B2: Are you thinking what im thinking B1?
B1: I think i am B2!
Both: ITS NOUMEA TIME!
*scrambles into position*

Noumea by iDontTrustYou February 5, 2024