until i found you

*plane lands in Benidorm*
*until i found you plays*
Me: FINALLY! SOMETHING GOOD!
by iDontTrustYou February 29, 2024
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Orphanage

The other day, my girlfriend asked if we could have a sleepover at my house. If she knew what went on in the orphanage, she would stay put
by iDontTrustYou September 08, 2024
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Jetstarred

When you miss your connecting flight because the funny man decides to move your airlines Sydney operations to Avalon and the eshays decide to bash anyone who comes into their 'G-Town'
I got jetstarred 5 times this week, its ridicolous
by iDontTrustYou April 09, 2024
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Block 13

South Park is just an unfunny political propaganda machine, AND its made by a big American mega millionaire.
Block 13, however, is actually full of substance AND its made by an independent Kuwaiti producer .
What one do you like better?
If you chose South Park, get out and never return.
by iDontTrustYou September 21, 2024
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7 news

The Australian version of Fox News. Watched by punting, flag-waving, worshipping fundamentalists who worship Pauline Hansen like she is fucking Big Shaq; Essentially the only reason mature people who know the difference between 'fact and fiction' watch it is to cringe at all the UAP femboys (especially Peter Mitchell) cry about Clive Palmer losing the 2021 election
John: oh shit the Labor party is gonna deprive us of our political freedoms in 6 months
Sienna: Where did you hear that?
John: 7 News
Sienna: piss off
by iDontTrustYou November 20, 2023
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7 news

The Australian equivalent of FOX Network
Little Timmy: 'BrO i hEArD tHaT is iS Not sAFe to GeT leTtErs froM ChinA dUe tO CovID!!!!!!11111!!!1!1111'
Gramps: 'whered you hear this?
Little Timmy: '7 news'
Gramps: smacks into the abyss
by iDontTrustYou April 17, 2024
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Hell

by iDontTrustYou August 24, 2024
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