Quarterphoria

The euphoric feeling one gets upon receiving five dollars or more worth of quarters from the change machine, even though they haven't gained any money.

"I love the sound that five dollars worth of quarters makes in the change machine!" -gramma

"That's because you have 'Quarterphoria'." -grandson

by iBetty December 29, 2011

Spoonmate

Also spelled "Spewnmate".

The person that is an exact fit for spooning with you.

Friend 1: Spewnmate is the best at spooning!

Friend 2: I'm glad you found your Spoonmate!

by iBetty October 02, 2014

Bamgoozled

Requesting inappropriate searches on an unsuspecting Google user.

Tricky Person: “Hey friend, how do you use the OK Google app? Does it have to be opened or…?”

Unsuspecting Bamgoozled Victim: “Yeah, here, try it.”

Tricky Person: “OK Google, show me a big sweaty man dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAMGOOZLED!”

by iBetty October 02, 2014

Mustache Fairy

The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.

Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."

Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."

Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."

by iBetty February 04, 2012

fourish

pron. foorish

verb

the act of drunken eating upon returning home safely from a bar late at night or early in the morning

P.D. felt hungry when the taxi dropped him off so he decided to fourish himself with two frozen southwest eggrolls, his roommate’s leftover tater tot hot-dish, a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli.

by iBetty July 02, 2011

Post-Proofread

Reading an email or text to check for stupid mistakes after it's been sent.

That message I just sent you should have said, "Please *don’t* go on a date with my ex-girlfriend." Good thing I post-proofread it.

by iBetty December 26, 2011

pieceofshito'clock

The time that you wake up after a night of staying out too late drinking.

"Hey man, I heard you were late for work today."

"Yeah, I didn’t wake up until pieceofshito'clock."

by iBetty December 05, 2011