human's definitions

Moon

That big rock in the shy that was the target of the so-called "Moon Landing"

Why is it that this location and that location look EXACTLY THE SAME!?

by Human July 29, 2003

video games

The only thing that's fun to do anymore.

Real life sucks.

by Human July 29, 2003

santa clause

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.

Ho Ho Ho...

by Human July 29, 2003

oxygen

A biased feminist program that expresses female superiority, baby story reruns, and that stereotypical bitch, Oprah.

"Women will rule the world"

Fuck them...

by Human July 29, 2003

Taco Bell

Most likely gave me a tapeworm.

Toxic Hell.

by Human July 29, 2003

.edu

A shitty educational or promotional website.

<college>.edu

by Human July 29, 2003