hugo's definitions

Spunkey

The name of a not very well known monkey, who likes to wank a lot of spurt out semen.

Hey look, theres Spunkey Monkey!

by Hugo January 27, 2004

Nose flute

The nose. Used as an instrument. Your index finger closes ur left nostril, and u make a noise. Your other finger closes the right nostril to play different sounds.

What instrument do you play?

The nose flute.

by Hugo January 24, 2004

library

a place where people can come to rent fule for their fire. ocasionaly a library will have a book or two that people can read or want to in this case the person will read the book instead of setting it on fire or putting it on the floor and trying to set it on fire with their eyes.

retard one: want to look at my library book tonight?

retard 2: yes.

by Hugo February 11, 2005

fade to black

One of the best song of all time.
Metallica.

OmFG this guy killed himself because of the song "Fade to Black"!

by Hugo December 20, 2004

jay cutler

Famous IFBB Professional, Jay Cutler, is bodybuilding's most recognized and personable athlete. IFFB 2002, 2003 & 2004 Arnold Classic Champion and IFBB 2001 & 2003 Mr. Olympia Runner Up.

1: Jay won't win the Olympia until Ronnie retires
2: Yes.

by Hugo April 6, 2005

Cheesography

The study of cheese

Hey what do study in university?

Cheeseography

by Hugo January 24, 2004

Jumanji

A board game found in a hole that plays the drums excedingly well. Also a shit move.

Hey look, its Jumanji! Lets play!

Jumanji's on at 9:00, thats a shit movie.

by Hugo January 24, 2004