bi-satchel

one who is in love with both rucksacks and drawstring bags
"dude, he be bi-satchel"
by Hugh Jass March 27, 2004
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Philly cheese-steak

When you knock someone out, you put a roll out of someones butt, cum and piss in it, and put some food in it and take a picture.
When my girlfriend was being an asshole, i gave her a Philly cheese-steak
by Hugh Jass December 14, 2003
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pooter

n. A small round-ringed anal hole that has been entered repeatedly. Someone that works at AOL Tech Support.
I pounded that pooter all damn nite till the lube caught fire! That guy at AOL tech support don't know jack!
by Hugh Jass November 12, 2003
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ass goblin

1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass
1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.
by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003
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shoistic

To be obsessed with bell-bottom jeans.

(This word originates from Sho Yoshimura, graduate of 2005, who was madly obsessed with bell-bottom jeans, and considered them the highest, greatest form of fashion available at his time.)
You're such a shoistic guy!
by hugh jass September 29, 2004
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speeach

A combination of the words beeatch and speech, forming a term for a very bitchy speech team personage.

Specifically, one of the members of the triumvirate of speeahces, who shall remain anonymous. Known commonly as Jan, Connie and Claire. One is known for her chain-smoking and lack of personal hygiene, another for her rather bulbous appearance, and the other for her general aura of bitchiness.

The ultimate speeach would be very, very short, Irish, eat entire pigs at once, never shave, and chain-smoke unfiltered Camels.
"Why did she get a 6 last round? Because she is a speeach, of course!"

"I'd join the speech team, but the coach at our school is a repulsive speeach."
by Hugh Jass June 03, 2003
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WS

(n) Acronym for "watersports" or sexual contact involving pee or urine
Whoa that kinky bitch is into scat, ws, you name it!
by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003
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