hugh jass's definitions

chinese tool

a feebal penis not up for the job at hand

go and show your mum your chinese tool

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

damb

for times when 'damn' just doesn't cut it. The expression just doesn't give off the appropriate feeling

He showed me how to kill a man with my bare hands and I was like damb bih'

by Hugh Jass July 29, 2003

hiding the hobbit

to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve

to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

twat thatch

a womans pubic hair also known as a gorilla salad

come on love show us your twat thatch

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

speeach

A combination of the words beeatch and speech, forming a term for a very bitchy speech team personage.

Specifically, one of the members of the triumvirate of speeahces, who shall remain anonymous. Known commonly as Jan, Connie and Claire. One is known for her chain-smoking and lack of personal hygiene, another for her rather bulbous appearance, and the other for her general aura of bitchiness.

The ultimate speeach would be very, very short, Irish, eat entire pigs at once, never shave, and chain-smoke unfiltered Camels.

"Why did she get a 6 last round? Because she is a speeach, of course!"

"I'd join the speech team, but the coach at our school is a repulsive speeach."

by Hugh Jass June 2, 2003

MTV

A damn corprate company that minipulates teenage kids into buying their crappy stuff and pop cds. The only good shows ever on mtv were beavis and butt-head, the tom green show, Jackass, and celebertie deathmatch.

Mtv destroys music

by Hugh Jass July 13, 2003

blountilicious

a word used to describe: weed, pot, and other shit.

"that weed was super blountilicious..."

by Hugh Jass January 13, 2004