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Definitions by hugh g rection

(noun)Cullinary metaphor for female genitalia. Applies only if it is suitably hirsute.
"Love to eat hair pie, but I hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth"

D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"

He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"
hair pie by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

loch ness monster 

Someone left a Loch Ness Monster and clogged the toilet!
loch ness monster by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
Turd by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
Some nasty thingies that the government has, but that really leet hax0rs can also use to fux0r your connection, so beware!
You're being such a lamer you're asking to get your ass nuked out.
nuke by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

internet 

A vast source of mp3, warez, crackz, DivX and other leet stuff. D00ds are also known to cum here for a netsex quickie (mostly with other d00ds sporting nicks such as H0tCunT). I´ve heard chix actually do chat down here sometimes (mostly with other chix).
Above all, its the largest depot of pr0n known to mankind.
The Internet is down for maintenance.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!
internet by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
a) A very common Chinese surname
b) An ancient brand of computer systems
b) Penis, see dong, schlong, dork, johnson, cock, prick, dick
Ad placed in the papers by a computer seller in the 80's:
LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR WANG IN THREE SESSIONS
Wang by Hugh G Rection September 16, 2003

bazongas 

that girl sure has big bazongas
bazongas by Hugh G Rection September 15, 2003