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A TV show on Showtime about a guy named Dexter. He's a forensics scientist by day, and a serial murderer by night. What sets him apart is that he's a serial murderer of OTHER serial murderers. So he's the good guy of the story. Based on the book series by Jeff Lindsey. Very strange, but well-written.
by HueyFreeman November 7, 2006
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Nikki: Why'd you throw out my stuff and start sleeping with my best friend
You: Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God!
You: Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God!
by HueyFreeman November 26, 2006
Get the Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God! mug.Film director most notable for the "Rush Hour" movies. Also single-handedly destroyed the X-Men franchise, scrapping all of the character development and careful storytelling that Bryan Singer crafted. He did this in favor of cramming in tons of characters with no plot relevance, and throwing in popular internet trends (Juggernaut Bitch).
Chubby and unshaven, he looks like he desperately needs a bath and a shave. Likes to refer to himself in the third person during interviews. A hack.
Chubby and unshaven, he looks like he desperately needs a bath and a shave. Likes to refer to himself in the third person during interviews. A hack.
Brett Ratner: Bryan Singer and Brett Ratner are in that same age range that grew up on comics.
Interviewer: Only difference is, Bryan Singer did his homework and knows how to make a good movie.
Brett Ratner: But... I crammed in so many characters! I even used the "Juggernaut Bitch" internet trend!
Interviewer: Only difference is, Bryan Singer did his homework and knows how to make a good movie.
Brett Ratner: But... I crammed in so many characters! I even used the "Juggernaut Bitch" internet trend!
by HueyFreeman November 27, 2006
Get the Brett Ratner mug.When you give a girl a generous dousing of urine, preferably to the face, after sex. R. Kelly's method of choice.
by HueyFreeman December 1, 2006
Get the liquid bling mug.The type of jewelery that, according to Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie "Blood Diamond", they have in Africa. Apparently more valuable than american bling.
by HueyFreeman December 1, 2006
Get the bling bang mug.1. What a black person gets called if they don't speak slang, wear Sean John, or freestyle. A pretty nasty and immature stereotype. The retards who believe in this term characterize an oreo as being "black on the outside, white on the inside". Pretty lame. And yeah, I am black.
2. When two black guys double-team a white girl on each side.
2. When two black guys double-team a white girl on each side.
"Yeah, I'm black, I play guitar, listen to rock music, and my jeans don't hang below my ass. I guess I'm an oreo."
by HueyFreeman December 6, 2006
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An eccentric character who is dishonest, sly, and backstabbing, which adds to his undeniable charm and reputation as a pirate. Always staggers around in a drunken stupor, looking like he's been having way too much rum.
A great character who's unfortunately become the latest trend for 14-year-old fangirls who hang out at Hot Topic. This might be the fault of the unnecessary sequel to the first film.
An eccentric character who is dishonest, sly, and backstabbing, which adds to his undeniable charm and reputation as a pirate. Always staggers around in a drunken stupor, looking like he's been having way too much rum.
A great character who's unfortunately become the latest trend for 14-year-old fangirls who hang out at Hot Topic. This might be the fault of the unnecessary sequel to the first film.
14-year-old Hot Topic Teeny Bopper: OMG! I like, heart Jack Sparrow! He rocks my socks off!
Vincent: Yep... this is what it's come to.
Vincent: Yep... this is what it's come to.
by HueyFreeman December 7, 2006
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