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liquid bling

When you give a girl a generous dousing of urine, preferably to the face, after sex. R. Kelly's method of choice.
Damn! He tricked her out with some liquid bling!
by HueyFreeman December 1, 2006
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oreo

1. What a black person gets called if they don't speak slang, wear Sean John, or freestyle. A pretty nasty and immature stereotype. The retards who believe in this term characterize an oreo as being "black on the outside, white on the inside". Pretty lame. And yeah, I am black.

2. When two black guys double-team a white girl on each side.
"Yeah, I'm black, I play guitar, listen to rock music, and my jeans don't hang below my ass. I guess I'm an oreo."
by HueyFreeman December 6, 2006
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autobots

The good guys of the Transformers universe. There were quite an abundant amount of them, the most notable being Bumblebee, Jazz, Ratchet, Ironhide, and Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime. They were all led by the noble leader Optimus Prime. They fought to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons, the bad guys of the Transformers universe, led by Megatron. That simple.
Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons.
by HueyFreeman September 15, 2006
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prussian blue

The KKK's answer to the Olsen Twins. Twin girls whose minds were tainted since birth by their sick, white supremacist mother. Now they perform and release folk music that, in a "subtle" and "heartwarming" manner, tries to promote and support the disgusting plague that is white supremacy. Not only is it disgusting, it's disturbing. Disturbing in the sense that a grown woman would pollute the fragile, impressionable minds of her offspring with this shit. But they probably won't be going very far anyway; these two girls can't carry a tune in a dumpster.
Racist moron: "Prussian Blue is the best music duo ever! There's *so* much truth in their songs!"

Me: "Shut up, you idiot!" (Punch)
by HueyFreeman September 11, 2006
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jack sparrow

Character played by Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Carribbean film series. Arguably Depp's best-known character aside from Edward Scissorhands.
An eccentric character who is dishonest, sly, and backstabbing, which adds to his undeniable charm and reputation as a pirate. Always staggers around in a drunken stupor, looking like he's been having way too much rum.
A great character who's unfortunately become the latest trend for 14-year-old fangirls who hang out at Hot Topic. This might be the fault of the unnecessary sequel to the first film.
14-year-old Hot Topic Teeny Bopper: OMG! I like, heart Jack Sparrow! He rocks my socks off!

Vincent: Yep... this is what it's come to.
by HueyFreeman December 7, 2006
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Dexter

A TV show on Showtime about a guy named Dexter. He's a forensics scientist by day, and a serial murderer by night. What sets him apart is that he's a serial murderer of OTHER serial murderers. So he's the good guy of the story. Based on the book series by Jeff Lindsey. Very strange, but well-written.
Tagline: Dexter takes life. Seriously.
by HueyFreeman November 7, 2006
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facebook

An online network that is recently becoming more comparable to myspace. It started as a college-based network, where kids from different colleges could add each other as friends. Then it branched out to high school. And now, EVERYONE can use it.

If that weren't enough, there's now a "news feed" feature, that lets you see pretty much every move your friends make whenever they log on. It's basically Myspace 2 nowadays.

Even worse, the fact that it's now open to everyone pretty much makes it the stalker's wet dream. It was cool at first, but now it seems more and more like a violation of privacy.
Stalker: Hey, Shannon. I know that you're now going out with Rick.

Shannon: How'd you know that?

Stalker: I read it on the facebook news feed. And I saw the new pictures you added. They're hot.

Shannon: (runs away)
by HueyFreeman November 4, 2006
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