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by hoyclan December 19, 2009
Get the blackuramug. If cars ran on Windows Vista:
7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.
He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.
Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.
He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.
Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
Windows Vista is better than Windows ME, and worse than Windows 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, XP, 7, 8... well pretty much any non ME Windows released since 1990.
by hoyclan June 10, 2014
Get the windows vistamug. Pros:
1. You only have to use it for one minute, just to get to Mozilla.com and download Firefox
Cons:
1. Slow
2. Bug ridden
3. Forced on all Windows owners
4. Looks like junk
5. Easily exploitable
6. Infrequently updated
7. No pop up ad blocking
8. Highly inconvenient
...
237. It just plain sucks
1. You only have to use it for one minute, just to get to Mozilla.com and download Firefox
Cons:
1. Slow
2. Bug ridden
3. Forced on all Windows owners
4. Looks like junk
5. Easily exploitable
6. Infrequently updated
7. No pop up ad blocking
8. Highly inconvenient
...
237. It just plain sucks
About 60 seconds after he first opened it up on his new computer, Jimmy was finished using Internet Explorer - for 2-4 years.
by hoyclan December 22, 2009
Get the internet explorermug. The generation after Gen X and before Gen Z; basically, born in the 1980s or 1990s(about 1979 - 1999). These dates aren't hard boundaries, but general guidelines. Millennials were growing up around the turn of the millennium (2000) and we're typically in our 20s and 30s now (2019).
by hoyclan July 3, 2019
Get the millennialmug. 1 - I love honda accords, I'm srs
2 - My 2011 Honda Accord's steering wheel says "SRS Airbag". That could save my life.
2 - My 2011 Honda Accord's steering wheel says "SRS Airbag". That could save my life.
by hoyclan January 29, 2014
Get the srsmug. An obnoxious vehicle, often a large truck or cheap sports car, driven by some men in an effort to compensate for something. Not all large trucks and cheap sports cars are penis extension vehicles (PEVs) - the key word is obnoxious, and how its driven is just as important as the vehicle itself. Signs of a PEV include: excessive loudness (and driving in a way to produce such loudness, such as peeling out), garish looking body or lift kits, artificial ballsacks, and Confederate flags. Usually driven by people under 23 or so, but can be driven by people of all ages.
Adam drives a Ford F350, but it's not loud and he drives it responsibly. It's not a penis extension vehicle.
Billy also drives a Ford F350, but it's had the mufflers removed, is lifted a foot, and he peels out every chance he gets. That's a penis extension vehicle.
Billy also drives a Ford F350, but it's had the mufflers removed, is lifted a foot, and he peels out every chance he gets. That's a penis extension vehicle.
by hoyclan May 21, 2019
Get the penis extension vehiclemug. by hoyclan October 11, 2013
Get the prissy pedalmug.