hot carl's definitions

Clean Jackson

The art of licking someone's asshole in the shower. Soap may or may not be used in this most pleasurably experience.

After a quick handie, I proceeded to give Ann a clean jackson.

by Hot Carl December 4, 2003

bmx

A sport you take up after you find out that you are not good at frootbooting

I just cant learn lukangs so i am just going to take up bmx and destroy the coping with my pegs

by hot carl March 28, 2004

sticky mando

It's when you come in a woman's eye, then punch her in the face repeatedly until she is bleeding excessively then laugh and declare yourself a pirate.

I got arrested last night for sticky mando'ing some fat whore.

by Hot Carl July 27, 2003

Bastardized

1.) the act of impregnating a woman and leaving and having no contact withthe family or child (ah I've created yet another bastardized child)
2.) when a acqaintance does something really shady ( screw that asshole and his bastardized ways)

I came up with a bastardized plan to nut in all my bosses drawers.

by hot carl November 24, 2003

megaho

a handicap person often seen wearing a helmet while sitting in a wheelchair.

Megaho was so drunk she passed out in her front yard.

by hot carl September 3, 2003

hot ribokas

its when you take cellophane and put it on your ear and then someone shits in it

I was so drunk, I even gave this one girl hot ribokas and she started crying.

by hot carl May 13, 2004

Deuche

The process of cleaning a stankpuss, with a vinegar and water solution. Alternate methods may be used.
See:
whisky sour deuche
chechnyan deuche

She needs to deuche that smelly twat.

by Hot Carl May 8, 2003