Bastardized

1.) the act of impregnating a woman and leaving and having no contact withthe family or child (ah I've created yet another bastardized child)
2.) when a acqaintance does something really shady ( screw that asshole and his bastardized ways)

I came up with a bastardized plan to nut in all my bosses drawers.

by hot carl November 24, 2003

kurtis pk

kurtis pk originated from the acient word, fuck face. Scientist of the university of MIT discovered that PK actually is an ancient saying meaning "Poli-keunes". An old term used in the 1900s roughly translating to, "one who has no standards".

"yo, you just pulled a pk"
"thats the ugliest girl i have ever seen, thats defiently a PK"

...if you like this, you will love sherminator

by hot carl January 27, 2005

felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

by Hot Carl February 20, 2005

H.B.I.

Hot Beef Injection

Man i want to give her the H.B.I. so bad tonight.

by hot carl December 12, 2003

bmx

A sport you take up after you find out that you are not good at frootbooting

I just cant learn lukangs so i am just going to take up bmx and destroy the coping with my pegs

by hot carl March 28, 2004

hot ribokas

its like a hot carl except in ur ear

give me a hot ribokas!!!!

by hot carl May 13, 2004

hot ribokas

its when you take cellophane and put it on your ear and then someone shits in it

I was so drunk, I even gave this one girl hot ribokas and she started crying.

by hot carl May 13, 2004