holly the ginger kid.'s definitions

the british play

What people say instead of Macbeth, a play thats name is cursed. Three years ago when it was performed on Broadway they called it Macbeth instead of the British play and three people died. If you say it in a theater you either get hurt or die.

Stupid Person-Thats stupid. Nothing will happen if I say Macbeth. **Dies a horrible, slow, painful death.

Thespian-I told you so. You are supposed to call it the British play.

by holly the ginger kid. July 10, 2007

chick-fil-a

The place you always crave on the one day its closed, Sunday.

Girl 1- I want chick-fil-a sooo badly. Lets go get some.
Girl 2- Its Sunday. Its closed.
Girl 1-**Cries and cuts herself**.

by holly the ginger kid. May 21, 2007

barack obama

Pretty cool guy thats running for president.

My Favorite Quote from Barack Obama on the subject on our good friend cannibas-

Barack Obama-I inhaled. That was the point.

by holly the ginger kid. July 3, 2007

penal

the best vocab word in the world for obvious reasons.

penal sounds like penis

by holly the ginger kid. July 30, 2007

lucky charms

A delicious cereal that would taste a zillion times if it didn't have the cereal part. The marshmallows are amazing chalky deliciousness.

Girl-Yum. Lucky Charms. **Opens Lucky Charm box to find all the marshmallows already eaten.**

Girl-**shoots herself**

by holly the ginger kid. May 31, 2007

drive thru

Amazing invention that allows you to purchase food without getting out of your car. Is usually used for fast food.

Drive Thru Person-what can i get you today.
Consumer-An eggmcmuffin, a hashbrown, and a medium coke.
Drive Thru Person-I'm sorry. We stopped serving breakfast one second ago.
Consumer-*Cries*

by holly the ginger kid. May 20, 2007

song of songs

A book in the Bible that is very sexual.

Son-(reading under his breath) With breasts like towers...

Mother-What are you reading, young man? That type of book is not allowed in this house.

Son-The Bible. Song of Songs.

Mother-Oh. Well, go watch VeggieTales instead. **Jerks Bible away**

by holly the ginger kid. June 25, 2007