Great wall of Benton

Pillows and blankets that are used to divided the middle of the bed.

When Holly wakes up and is going to play midnight bandit with Russell....she can't get to him because he has put all the pillows and blankets between them to keep the cold air from the fan off of him. That is what we call the Great Wall of Benton.

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

manogram

Something women want to have done by a HOT Doctor.

When I went to have my ears checked out by a new Doctor, he walks in the room and I suddenly forget my ear problems and I told him I needed a Manogram. Could you help??????

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

pug

What is in chinese food.

When my son Skippy burped up something that smelled like ass. NASTY ASS.. I asked him what crawled in his mouth and died? He replied 'I had chinese today'. I replied you had pug today.

by holly palmer December 28, 2007

duck

What a dog is called when it is about to get a bath.

When Attie is getting ready for her bath and I put her over the sink, she paddles like a duck.

by holly palmer January 14, 2008

garlic burp

When someone eats Red Lobster and burps 5 hours later.

Holly and Russell went to eat at Red Lobster and Russell ate shrimp scampi. Five hours later he burps and all Holly could smell was garlic. Thats a garlic burp.

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

barnasor

A purple Monte Carlo.

When your fiance Scott shows up with a new car (for him) without telling you and it is Barney Purple. GAY ASS PURPLE....He must be gay driving that piece of shit. But he refers to himself as Mr.SS. Does that mean Mr. Stupid Shit? I guess that's why he is now an ex. Barnasor..Gay assed purple Monte Carlo.

by Holly Palmer January 17, 2008

Russell Pridgen

My wonderful, loving husband who I have waited on all my life. He is my world!

Holly's wonderful husband who she loves with all of her heart! That is Russell Pridgen

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008