knock knock

Epic joke told by character Carl Hanratty (Tom Hanks) in 2002's "Catch Me If You Can".

Carl: "Want to hear a joke?"
Bill: "Sure."

Carl: "knock knock."
Bill: "Who's there?"
Carl: "Go fuck yourself."

by Holloway11b June 27, 2010

contraceptive posterchild

A person that exists solely to remind us of the importance of birth control. Lacking essential components i.e. spine and balls.

Wilson is a gutless sack of shit. Fuckin' contraceptive posterchild.

by Holloway11b June 27, 2010

noodlin

The act of catfishing with your bare hands.

Me and Billy are going noodlin after work.

by Holloway11b June 22, 2010

11 Juliet

In the Army, the 11 series is for Infantry. An 11 Juliet is a joke in the Army... 11 Juliet means you are an Infantry Janitor... an Infantryman who is cleaning more than he is killing.

We all turned into 11 Juliet's when First Sergeant decided it was time for Spring Cleaning.

by Holloway11b December 09, 2010

Louisiana Hotplate

Essentially the same as a cleveland steamer but with an added layer of protection: a layer of Saran wrap. It is the sexual act in which a person craps on another person's chest and sits down and rocks back and forth on the turd. Makes cleanup a breeze too.

After watching a special on dateline, Jane became so worried about std's that we had to sub-in a Louisiana Hotplate instead of the usual cleveland steamer

by Holloway11b June 22, 2010

trams

Slang for the drug tramadol, ultram, and/or ultracet. Non narcotic prescription painkiller that is not a controlled substance. Acts like a narcotic. Last for 8 to 12 hours versus 4.

I bitched at my doctor enough for him to throw me a scrip for trams. Better than motrin I gues...

by holloway11b June 23, 2010