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Definitions by hold up and hold my johnny

When someone tries to offend you and you need the perfect comeback
1: You're a penis4.
2: What's a penis4?
1: Your mouth.
A walking meme. The ugliest but funniest kid you will ever meet. Sucks at guitar but thinks he is amazing and gets mad pussy with his shit playing. Likes to laugh at every meme on the planet.
He's so ugly his name is probably Gavin.

Justin Timberlake 

some random nigga that performed at the Superbowl half time show
Random Superbowl kid: "Yo who the fuck is justin timberlake"
Term for someone who is ass at everything they do
bimbo by hold up and hold my johnny February 10, 2018

Fortnite 

a term for when you and your homies kiss each other goodnight in one of y'all forts
Homie 1: *gives Homie 2 a kiss*
Homie 2: Aye bruh miss me with that gay shit say no homo first
Homie 1: Aye man it's Fortnite chill dog

trayvon vert 

When you try to hard to become a better meme page than Daquan
Male 1: Dude I just posted the funniest original meme ever, big nigga.
Daquan: Man stop you just trayvon vert you'll never be as good as me.
an ass that is too nice to not look at
Her booty is thic af.
thic by hold up and hold my johnny February 6, 2018