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mahdi

sexy motherfuckerr he turns me on
Mahdi has a fat cock and i want to deepthroat it
by hoesanna69 March 29, 2022
mugGet the mahdimug.

lesserjihad.exe

\start lesserJihad.exe
lesserJihad.exe is loading please wait...
locating explosives...
explosives found!
filling vests with explosives...
ready to go!
enabling AllahuAkbar libraries...
error 10910 (shirk detected)!
resolving issues...
asking Allah for forgiveness...
prayer rejected!
asking Allah for forgiveness...
prayer accepted!
AllahuAkbar libraries loaded!
locating Jihad…
Jihad has not been found in \\strs\dfs\S2017\17SAHMEIs\My Work\Work\Design and Technology Controlled Assessment\Crossbow Shark
downloading Jihad…
Jihad installed…
left…
right…
explode…
lesserJihad.exe has loaded!
Visual Studio: \execute lesserjihad.exe
by hoesanna69 April 6, 2022
mugGet the lesserjihad.exemug.

stand mixer

'the greatest invention in mankind' - Marlen Sittampalam
the stand mixer is literally the most overrated jaunty piece of machinery that exists, they normally cost like 60 quid but some idiots may choose to buy them for more. what is the point, if you have one of these, you are definitely the type of guy to send pictures of it to everyone flexing. People who own stand mixers definitely have maths tutors and fail their ad maths exams at gcse. you are a fat neeklen.
Marlen Sittampalam: 'I spent £500 on a stand mixer and it was half price!'
by hoesanna69 March 29, 2022
mugGet the stand mixermug.

Rohethan Sasitharan

a little shit that thinks everything he says is really funny. fr though all he does is say cringy shit that no one laughs at that makes me want to bury myself in a hole and drink acid to kill myself. please god help him, otherwise Marlen Sittampalam will churn him in his stand mixer in the shitty town that is Swindon. he honestly is the most horny motherfucker known to man yet he does not have the ability to speak to a girl without shitting himself
Rohethan Sasitharan: Ur mum

Marlen Sittampalam: Wow ur so funny omg at least I have a chinese girlfriend and can pull one girl HAHAHAHAHAHA.
by hoesanna69 January 19, 2022
mugGet the Rohethan Sasitharanmug.

Console.WriteLine

if you use console then you definitely eat raw potatoes of breakfast, how much of an inbred can you be to use this shitty application, you are probably a Neeklen living in a nigloo.
Neeklen: I am going to use Console.WriteLine to program a dating site!!!!
Visual Studio: Syntax error you fucktard.
by hoesanna69 January 19, 2022
mugGet the Console.WriteLinemug.

Sunny D

Sunny D is the avatar of racism on this Earth. If there is a racist phrase you better be double sure that he has spoken it. But his racist tendencies are rather heroic and noble for he is racist to all but none; an indiscriminate racist who brings about equality by degrading everyone equally.

Additionally, he also has a spherical that can be accurately solely through of a cumpass. He wakes up every day with a Sunny D and his third leg sometimes appears when looking at 14 year old girls (such as yo mamma (gotteem)). Sunny is in bin set math and is therefore unable to count past 12, hence his paedophilic tendencies, but that does not rule out old people.

He also is obsessed with dream to a worrying extent, such that he is seen with cum-filled curry-stained mildly brown real life sized dream body pillow with extra moaning sounds and light up asshole (now with age settings (11-13))
Wogsef Neekler: Hey, can you play league of legends later?
Sunny: Stfu you are a dirty nigger coon paki chink wigger yorkie cracker curry-muncher camel-jocky faggot bitch ass cunt fucking bastard bloody + I love dream so much I want to commit heinous acts upon his tender (obese) body.
Wogsef Neekler: Yes Daddy.... You have invoked a Sunny D in my pants.
by hoesanna69 March 18, 2022
mugGet the Sunny Dmug.

Bo Dickinson

This guy literally puts his dick in his son. he only talks about among us and is an inbred.
by hoesanna69 January 25, 2022
mugGet the Bo Dickinsonmug.

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