Definitions by hmmmm

trix 

Maybe if the stupid rabbit didn't spend so much time talking about Trix's fruity flavor and just ate the goddamn cereal, he would probably realize how shitty it actually tastes.

Stupid rabbit. Trix are for fags.

trix by hmmmm November 1, 2003

UCSC

"if you're not gay by your senior year, you won't get a diploma"

UCSC by hmmmm September 30, 2003

Street Fighter 

A story about RYU's serious ego problem.

In every Street Fighter game, Ryu keeps mumbling about going on the road to being a true warrior, never mind that he has already made a punching bag out of Ken, Sagat, Akuma, and M. Bison. It's almost like this guy gets high from picking fights with people. Sheesh.

Street Fighter by hmmmm September 23, 2003

Kangaroo Jack 

A lot of magic mushrooms were eaten during the production of the movie.

Kangaroo Jack by hmmmm August 22, 2003

kikaider 

Well let's see.....this show appears on Cartoon Network (fuck!), which means that it was heavily mutilated by the "editors", and half of the series was shown. Give it a couple of months and it will be kicked off the air in favor of shit shows like Johnny Quest and Home Movies.

And that's the truth.

kikaider by hmmmm August 4, 2003

Vegan 

Obviously a cult member.

There is nothing natural about being a vegan, because humans are not meant to take a whole bunch of "supplement" pills with their diet, or carefully choose which types of plants match half of one's nutritional requirements.

Vegan by hmmmm July 18, 2003