Sticky Beach

The art of dipping a woman in glue and then proceeding to throw her grandpa’s ashes on her

She kept pissing me off so I made her into a sticky beach

by hitlersashes January 23, 2020

Pink Slip

The act of inserting a piece of paper into your girlfriends vagina while she’s on her period and proceeding to write the United States Constitution on it.

Hey babe, be careful or I may surprise you with a pink slip;)

by hitlersashes December 06, 2019

Cock Lock

When you tie your dick around your bike so nobody can steal it.

I forgot my combination lock at home, I guess I’ll just have to use the cock lock again.

by hitlersashes December 09, 2019

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 06, 2019

Cum Blaster

When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.

She’s been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.

by hitlersashes December 09, 2019

Niagra Falls

When you waterboard a bitch with your jizz

I gave her a Niagra Falls until she drowned

by hitlersashes December 05, 2019

Arabian Apple Cruncher

When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.

Wanna go to the zoo for an Arabian Apple Cruncher?

by hitlersashes December 09, 2019