glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.
G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"
by hex_ten December 01, 2003
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slurred

when one has had a case of vodka ones speach is far from perfect, we say it is slurred
gish ush anover bottle of vod..vod...vod...stuff
by hex_ten May 16, 2004
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trial and error

i used trial and error to pass my exams! It only took 15 years to get a C!
by hex_ten May 15, 2004
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your maw

Your maw is the butt of every joke see your mom
by hex_ten February 02, 2004
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god's special people

God's special people is another word for retards, it mostly refers to jocks, or cavemen.

These people falsely believe that they are above you in every way just because their muscle mass (in stone) exceeds their IQ and can administer gang beatings whenever they like.

Later in life these will be the people that serve you your food and have to get used to calling you 'sir'.
god's special people are destined to come to a dead end in life, but hey, at least they are better at throwing a ball around than all the other idiots in the box company/(insert monotonous dead end job)!

"yeah, i coulda gone pro, if only i wasn't a complete knobend and only good at this sport when i play people much smaller than me"
by hex_ten January 30, 2006
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S.J

wow, the guy sounds like he likes to take rim shots
*shhhhllluck* good shit MOD (in caps cause i suck ass)
by hex_ten June 10, 2004
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diet whoopass

a can of whoopass requiring less energy and only 3 calories per serving!
"hell, im tired, i only got DIET whoopass left"
by hex_ten November 29, 2003
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