Definitions by heptune

wirehead 

(n) A person who walks around in public wearing headphones or other technology on the head.

The wirehead was so immersed in her piped in music that she walked into the side of a bus.

wirehead by Heptune May 14, 2005

pod- 

A prefix added to a person's name to indicate that he or she is not acting typically. Has the same origin as pod person.

That must have been pod-Justin you met; usually he's a complete asshole.

pod- by Heptune May 14, 2005

bum wad 

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.

bum wad by Heptune May 14, 2005

vulture 

1. (n) A driver who obstructs traffic in a parking lot waiting for someone to vacate a parking place.
2. (v) The act of obstructing traffic in a parking lot while waiting for a parking place to open.

1. The vulture was waiting for a place in the front row, even though there were plenty of places open in the next row.
2. He was vulturing me so closely that I didn't have room to back out.

vulture by Heptune May 14, 2005

booney dog

(n)A feral dog. Guam slang.

A pack of booney dogs attacked the cyclists.

booney dog by Heptune May 14, 2005

mae west 

(n)A parachuting malfunction more officially called a lineover, in which a line crosses over the top of the parachute, dividing the canopy into two parts. The result resembles a giant bra; hence the reference to the well-endowed late actress.

I got a mae west and had to use my reserve.

mae west by Heptune May 14, 2005

go in 

(v) In skydiving, to fail to open the parachute, to fall to one's death.

Oh, my God, Joe's going in!

go in by Heptune May 14, 2005