hello world champion's definitions
OMG so my boo just send me the grossest emotisode of a shart. It was a finger with the OK sign, followed by a fart cloud followed by a poo emoji. Ewwww!
by hello world champion April 25, 2015
Get the emotisodemug. The rare ability for a woman to suck the cum out of a man's cock as fast as he is able to blow his load. (caution: the man may scream, gargle, or black-out)
T'was throwin' a few back at ye old pub and locked me eyes with a big jawed beauty. Said to me mate: Ahoy, look at the mandibles on that thing -- that one there's a bonegulper!
by hello world champion October 16, 2011
Get the bonegulpermug. The term for a boozy, salesy, replacement CEO of a successful tech-startup, who marches in and thinks that he has a grand vision for the future insofar as he attaches the word "cloud" to every sentence.
Such an exec is also technically inept and cannot even type or use any modern day interfaces including mice, keyboards, or phones -- in fact, may often refer to the company's key technology as "okiedokie 9000". Srsly.
Disproportionate use of modern terms such as: cloud, sas, vision, how it works in the big leagues, juxtaposed with antiquated terms such as "boof", "let's make squillions of dollars", and "damn yanks" make a cloudcloud a very interesting cloud indeed.
Such an exec is also technically inept and cannot even type or use any modern day interfaces including mice, keyboards, or phones -- in fact, may often refer to the company's key technology as "okiedokie 9000". Srsly.
Disproportionate use of modern terms such as: cloud, sas, vision, how it works in the big leagues, juxtaposed with antiquated terms such as "boof", "let's make squillions of dollars", and "damn yanks" make a cloudcloud a very interesting cloud indeed.
OMG, here comes cloudcloud again to tell us how his big vision is to take our company into the cloud, cloudcloud, sass, tuna cloud and make squillions of dollars. We are going public!!! Woohooo!
by hello world champion April 9, 2011
Get the cloudcloudmug. A combination of sniffing, snorting, and truffling. Often used in regard to various body orifices, particularly ones below the belt.
Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.
Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.
Zooooomagawd, we came home drunk from the bar, and this guy was like totally snorfling my vadge. I had to smack him unconscious.
by hello world champion April 26, 2011
Get the snorflingmug. A term reserved for one of those "very special" people whom you consider to be such an immense waste of fucking time that every single remaining breath they take in their pathetic life is an unnecessary debit from the world's remaining oxygen supply.
OMG, so you remember that bimbo Nola? Why would you? Well anyway, so she was at "the" Hollywood party last night... droning on and on about how *this* celebrity was wearing a who the fuck cares dress and how *that* celebrity was now fatter than, yah, nobody cares about that either, bitch. What an oxygen abuser!
by hello world champion May 31, 2016
Get the oxygen abusermug. Vegetarian - don't eat meat or fish, however they do eat animal byproducts (milk & eggs).
Pescetarian - vegetarians however they ALSO eat fish.
Vegan - no meat, fish, or animal byproducts (milk & eggs)
Vegish - vegans that can't give up the fish.
Pescetarian - vegetarians however they ALSO eat fish.
Vegan - no meat, fish, or animal byproducts (milk & eggs)
Vegish - vegans that can't give up the fish.
by hello world champion September 10, 2012
Get the vegishmug. That mind blowing, cerebellum crashing moment after finishing sex with a gorgeous transexual when you realize that everything you ever thought you knew about "gay" and "straight" will never make sense again.
Hey, remember that bangin' blonde I took home from the bar last night? Oh, yah, we got it on. Was it hot? OMFG, yah. I don't kiss and tell, but let's just say I had my first trannyscendental experience.
by hello world champion November 3, 2011
Get the trannyscendentalmug.