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A term reserved for one of those "very special" people whom you consider to be such an immense waste of fucking time that every single remaining breath they take in their pathetic life is an unnecessary debit from the world's remaining oxygen supply.
OMG, so you remember that bimbo Nola? Why would you? Well anyway, so she was at "the" Hollywood party last night... droning on and on about how *this* celebrity was wearing a who the fuck cares dress and how *that* celebrity was now fatter than, yah, nobody cares about that either, bitch. What an oxygen abuser!
by hello world champion May 31, 2016
Get the oxygen abuser mug.As an abbreviation of "Where the fuck you at?", wtfu@ is one handed, textable, five character mechanism to rhetorically request someone's location whilst actually strongly implying that they should instead be right fucking here because they are God damned late.
We were all supoooooosed to be at the party by 10pm but that tramp Nicole was late again so I snatched my phone and texted her: wtfu@
by hello world champion January 28, 2016
Get the wtfu@ mug.OMG so my boo just send me the grossest emotisode of a shart. It was a finger with the OK sign, followed by a fart cloud followed by a poo emoji. Ewwww!
by hello world champion April 25, 2015
Get the emotisode mug.Vegetarian - don't eat meat or fish, however they do eat animal byproducts (milk & eggs).
Pescetarian - vegetarians however they ALSO eat fish.
Vegan - no meat, fish, or animal byproducts (milk & eggs)
Vegish - vegans that can't give up the fish.
Pescetarian - vegetarians however they ALSO eat fish.
Vegan - no meat, fish, or animal byproducts (milk & eggs)
Vegish - vegans that can't give up the fish.
by hello world champion September 10, 2012
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Hey, remember that bangin' blonde I took home from the bar last night? Oh, yah, we got it on. Was it hot? OMFG, yah. I don't kiss and tell, but let's just say I had my first trannyscendental experience.
by hello world champion November 3, 2011
Get the trannyscendental mug.The rare ability for a woman to suck the cum out of a man's cock as fast as he is able to blow his load. (caution: the man may scream, gargle, or black-out)
T'was throwin' a few back at ye old pub and locked me eyes with a big jawed beauty. Said to me mate: Ahoy, look at the mandibles on that thing -- that one there's a bonegulper!
by hello world champion October 16, 2011
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The practice of focusing all your mental energy so intensely and so powerfully on something that you desire so strongly that you actually accomplish... thinking about it.
The practice of focusing all your mental energy so intensely and so powerfully on something that you desire so strongly that you actually accomplish... thinking about it.
Last night, I brought out my fav 15 amethyst power crystals, laid them on my floor in the pattern of eternal truth along with their sage and incense counterparts. Then, I performed my normal goddess ceremony which included 18 minutes of Buddhist chanting and intermittent weeping. Finally, I was ready. I entered into the lotus pose, closed my eyes, pushed out the monkey mind, and... began to mafinest. It came slowly at first and then... BOOM... I did it: I mafinested my new self, my new life, my new everything. I am so excited about my... *sob*... future.
by hello world champion October 8, 2011
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