hel112570's definitions

Geassed

Manufacturing a winning scenario via manipulation of people and/or conditions from a seemingly unwinnable one, especially in sports, games of chance, and military conflict.

Did you see the Buckeyes come back from that 21 point deficit in the last quarter? Yeah the QB straight Geassed the other team.

by hel112570 July 2, 2019

Shouldcel

When you not only have the ability to make a meeting redundant, you have a moral obligation to do so.

The boss shouldcel this meeting. It's a meeting to talk about when the next meeting is.

by hel112570 May 14, 2024

Lagstronaut

A person in online gaming whose ping is so high that the only place they could be playing from is outer space.

Player1: "Wow this guys ping is trough the roof! He killed my 10 seconds after I went behind the wall!"
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".

by hel112570 August 6, 2020

Suzie Snowflake

The drug addicted girl that attempts to sell stolen items for a local meth dealer on a facebook selling wall or at a pawn shop.

Did you see the owner run that Suzie Snowflake out of the shop? That set of dildos she was selling was obviously stolen.

by hel112570 June 18, 2019

The Afghanny Shitter

A fighting stance employed by middle eastern militant groups where one holds an AK-47 or similar automatic above one's head in a squatting position so that he or she can spray a barrage of bullets from cover without exposing the head or torso to enemy fire. This stance is usually characterized by its inaccuracy.

Did you see that guy during the training exercise employ The Afghanny Shitter? He couldn't hit a goddamn thing.

by hel112570 June 18, 2019

Blyatmobile

A Russian made coffin with wheels typically found in Ukraine in a state of uncontrolled conflagration or similarly destroyed state.

Yuri looked on in horror as the heavy machine gun rounds pierced the hull of his BTR. No matter how hard he pushed the pedal down more and more daylight leaked into the vehicle piercing the armor as well as his fragile psyche. Tears streamed down his face, he realized he was no longer in an armored vehicle, but instead a Blyatmobile.

by hel112570 October 30, 2022

A Quote Unquote Proof of Concept

A one off proof of concept to test a theory or gather data that organically evolves into a nightmare of poor structure, unmaintainable code, and general technical debt. The evolution into this nightmare form is typically driven by business will to 'Get it into prod' , ever changing customer requirements, and assumption that we're completely invalid from the start of the project.

Manager: Hey the VP of Sales wants that PoC to go into production. How

Dev: It's not even close to being a viable production ready system.
Manager: Yeah you know how A Quote Unquote Proof of Concept goes. So how long before you can put it out there for people to use?

by hel112570 August 30, 2023