When you have a $100,000/yr salary, a paid off car, a mortgage that's less than $80,000,no student loans, but you still have to eat ramen your girlfriend is so financially screwed.
Hey Bill why does our friend Rob never come out to the Pub? He would but he's broke. His ramen girl drains him dry.
by hel112570 May 27, 2017
A condition involving nausea,bloating,diarrhea,and general indigestion experienced after eating creamy and acidic soup, such as tomato bisque, at a restaurant. This condition can last anywhere from 8 to 48 hours,is worsened by the consumption of alcohol, but can be alleviated by a simple anti-acid supplement.
by hel112570 June 15, 2018
An interface, implemented by software or business process, built on a source of unmanaged and incoherent data, and acts as poorly or poorer in its behavior than if the original data source was interacted with directly.
Developer 1: This API works in the most unbelieve illogical manner.
Developer 2: What do you mean?
Developer 1: When I used the original data source it was at least possible to find the exact thing I wanted and now because this shit proxy written by morons is in the way...I can't get it to do anything because they've changed all the search parameters. It's a fucking unique ID just return the fucking data with the Id specified.
Developer 2: What do you mean?
Developer 1: When I used the original data source it was at least possible to find the exact thing I wanted and now because this shit proxy written by morons is in the way...I can't get it to do anything because they've changed all the search parameters. It's a fucking unique ID just return the fucking data with the Id specified.
by hel112570 July 11, 2022
An adjective describing the condition where a particular system or device is designed in such a way that is manifests feelings of betrayal or disbelief in it's user, so much so that it feels like it was constructed to illicit said feelings in a purposeful manner.
Upon observing the documentation of the insurances companies API Jennifer gasped in disbelief, her inner monologue shouting "This API is designed in the most horseshitly manner I have ever seen, how in the hell do people integrate with these clowns!!???".
by hel112570 November 28, 2022
A knee jerk reaction to requirements or features requested by a customer which have not been designed nor any realistic time line been set for their implementation, other than expressing the sentiment that said features are "Fast Followers". This syndrome is characterized by the upending of any manageable process that establishes a specification of, a time line for, and allocation resources for implementation.
Dev1: "Hey, did you guys here what the product manager just promised the customer? We're not even done with the original features."
Dev2: "Yeah, and we have no way of knowing of when we're going to do that because there's not even any specifications."
Dev1:"I wish product would attempt to avoid Fast Follower Syndrome."
Dev2:"Yeah we're definitely going to be working over Christmas again."
Dev2: "Yeah, and we have no way of knowing of when we're going to do that because there's not even any specifications."
Dev1:"I wish product would attempt to avoid Fast Follower Syndrome."
Dev2:"Yeah we're definitely going to be working over Christmas again."
by hel112570 February 13, 2023
A one off proof of concept to test a theory or gather data that organically evolves into a nightmare of poor structure, unmaintainable code, and general technical debt. The evolution into this nightmare form is typically driven by business will to 'Get it into prod' , ever changing customer requirements, and assumption that we're completely invalid from the start of the project.
Manager: Hey the VP of Sales wants that PoC to go into production. How
Dev: It's not even close to being a viable production ready system.
Manager: Yeah you know how A Quote Unquote Proof of Concept goes. So how long before you can put it out there for people to use?
Dev: It's not even close to being a viable production ready system.
Manager: Yeah you know how A Quote Unquote Proof of Concept goes. So how long before you can put it out there for people to use?
by hel112570 August 30, 2023
A condition where the government,elites,or other power people can ruin the life of common man with the click of a button. This condition is brought on by significant technological proliferation. Examples of this proliferation include, self-driving cars, wearable devices and mass data collection by corporate entities done through the devices they sell.
Dude I messed up.
What did you do?
Yesterday I found out the girl I was seeing from Tinder is the daughter of the Chief of Police.
So....why is that big deal?
We were out last night,and when I took her back home he accused me of corrupting his daughter.
Is she underage?
No, of course not...but now all of my bank accounts are frozen, and now I don't know what to do.
Dude that's some "One Click Tyranny" bullshit, I'd call a lawyer.
What did you do?
Yesterday I found out the girl I was seeing from Tinder is the daughter of the Chief of Police.
So....why is that big deal?
We were out last night,and when I took her back home he accused me of corrupting his daughter.
Is she underage?
No, of course not...but now all of my bank accounts are frozen, and now I don't know what to do.
Dude that's some "One Click Tyranny" bullshit, I'd call a lawyer.
by hel112570 November 06, 2019