Definitions by hel112570
gaise
The PC, gender-neutral, form of 'guys'.
I said bye 'gaise' in my message to the team because there are also individuals on my team who identify as female.
Fogel-Gaetz Transit
As part of a larger probe, the Justice Department is investigating Matt Gaetz for committing a Fogel-Gaetz Transit.
Fogel-Gaetz Transit by hel112570 March 31, 2021
Fogeling
Transporting a minor person(s) across state lines in order to exchange money for sexual activities while maintaining a celebrity status, public office or similar high profile status.
The Justice Department is investigating Matt Gaetz as part of broader trafficking probe into another Florida politician for the act of fogeling.
Lagstronaut
A person in online gaming whose ping is so high that the only place they could be playing from is outer space.
Player1: "Wow this guys ping is trough the roof! He killed my 10 seconds after I went behind the wall!"
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".
Lagstronaut by hel112570 August 6, 2020
One Click Tyranny
A condition where the government,elites,or other power people can ruin the life of common man with the click of a button. This condition is brought on by significant technological proliferation. Examples of this proliferation include, self-driving cars, wearable devices and mass data collection by corporate entities done through the devices they sell.
Dude I messed up.
What did you do?
Yesterday I found out the girl I was seeing from Tinder is the daughter of the Chief of Police.
So....why is that big deal?
We were out last night,and when I took her back home he accused me of corrupting his daughter.
Is she underage?
No, of course not...but now all of my bank accounts are frozen, and now I don't know what to do.
Dude that's some "One Click Tyranny" bullshit, I'd call a lawyer.
What did you do?
Yesterday I found out the girl I was seeing from Tinder is the daughter of the Chief of Police.
So....why is that big deal?
We were out last night,and when I took her back home he accused me of corrupting his daughter.
Is she underage?
No, of course not...but now all of my bank accounts are frozen, and now I don't know what to do.
Dude that's some "One Click Tyranny" bullshit, I'd call a lawyer.
One Click Tyranny by hel112570 November 6, 2019
Geassed
Manufacturing a winning scenario via manipulation of people and/or conditions from a seemingly unwinnable one, especially in sports, games of chance, and military conflict.
The Afghanny Shitter
A fighting stance employed by middle eastern militant groups where one holds an AK-47 or similar automatic above one's head in a squatting position so that he or she can spray a barrage of bullets from cover without exposing the head or torso to enemy fire. This stance is usually characterized by its inaccuracy.
Did you see that guy during the training exercise employ The Afghanny Shitter? He couldn't hit a goddamn thing.
The Afghanny Shitter by hel112570 June 18, 2019