The Soups

A condition involving nausea,bloating,diarrhea,and general indigestion experienced after eating creamy and acidic soup, such as tomato bisque, at a restaurant. This condition can last anywhere from 8 to 48 hours,is worsened by the consumption of alcohol, but can be alleviated by a simple anti-acid supplement.

Hey man do you wanna go out tonight? No man I can't.Got the soups.

by hel112570 June 15, 2018

Horseshitly

An adjective describing the condition where a particular system or device is designed in such a way that is manifests feelings of betrayal or disbelief in it's user, so much so that it feels like it was constructed to illicit said feelings in a purposeful manner.

Upon observing the documentation of the insurances companies API Jennifer gasped in disbelief, her inner monologue shouting "This API is designed in the most horseshitly manner I have ever seen, how in the hell do people integrate with these clowns!!???".

by hel112570 November 28, 2022

The Afghanny Shitter

A fighting stance employed by middle eastern militant groups where one holds an AK-47 or similar automatic above one's head in a squatting position so that he or she can spray a barrage of bullets from cover without exposing the head or torso to enemy fire. This stance is usually characterized by its inaccuracy.

Did you see that guy during the training exercise employ The Afghanny Shitter? He couldn't hit a goddamn thing.

by hel112570 June 18, 2019

Fogel-Gaetz Transit

The act of transporting minor persons across state lines to engage in sexual acts for money.

As part of a larger probe, the Justice Department is investigating Matt Gaetz for committing a Fogel-Gaetz Transit.

by hel112570 March 31, 2021

A Quote Unquote Proof of Concept

A one off proof of concept to test a theory or gather data that organically evolves into a nightmare of poor structure, unmaintainable code, and general technical debt. The evolution into this nightmare form is typically driven by business will to 'Get it into prod' , ever changing customer requirements, and assumption that we're completely invalid from the start of the project.

Manager: Hey the VP of Sales wants that PoC to go into production. How

Dev: It's not even close to being a viable production ready system.
Manager: Yeah you know how A Quote Unquote Proof of Concept goes. So how long before you can put it out there for people to use?

by hel112570 August 30, 2023

Fast Follower Syndrome

A knee jerk reaction to requirements or features requested by a customer which have not been designed nor any realistic time line been set for their implementation, other than expressing the sentiment that said features are "Fast Followers". This syndrome is characterized by the upending of any manageable process that establishes a specification of, a time line for, and allocation resources for implementation.

Dev1: "Hey, did you guys here what the product manager just promised the customer? We're not even done with the original features."
Dev2: "Yeah, and we have no way of knowing of when we're going to do that because there's not even any specifications."
Dev1:"I wish product would attempt to avoid Fast Follower Syndrome."
Dev2:"Yeah we're definitely going to be working over Christmas again."

by hel112570 February 13, 2023

Blyatmobile

A Russian made coffin with wheels typically found in Ukraine in a state of uncontrolled conflagration or similarly destroyed state.

Yuri looked on in horror as the heavy machine gun rounds pierced the hull of his BTR. No matter how hard he pushed the pedal down more and more daylight leaked into the vehicle piercing the armor as well as his fragile psyche. Tears streamed down his face, he realized he was no longer in an armored vehicle, but instead a Blyatmobile.

by hel112570 October 30, 2022