hel112570's definitions
When you not only have the ability to make a meeting redundant, you have a moral obligation to do so.
by hel112570 May 14, 2024
Get the Shouldcelmug. A person in online gaming whose ping is so high that the only place they could be playing from is outer space.
Player1: "Wow this guys ping is trough the roof! He killed my 10 seconds after I went behind the wall!"
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".
by hel112570 August 6, 2020
Get the Lagstronautmug. The drug addicted girl that attempts to sell stolen items for a local meth dealer on a facebook selling wall or at a pawn shop.
Did you see the owner run that Suzie Snowflake out of the shop? That set of dildos she was selling was obviously stolen.
by hel112570 June 18, 2019
Get the Suzie Snowflakemug. A condition where the government,elites,or other power people can ruin the life of common man with the click of a button. This condition is brought on by significant technological proliferation. Examples of this proliferation include, self-driving cars, wearable devices and mass data collection by corporate entities done through the devices they sell.
Dude I messed up.
What did you do?
Yesterday I found out the girl I was seeing from Tinder is the daughter of the Chief of Police.
So....why is that big deal?
We were out last night,and when I took her back home he accused me of corrupting his daughter.
Is she underage?
No, of course not...but now all of my bank accounts are frozen, and now I don't know what to do.
Dude that's some "One Click Tyranny" bullshit, I'd call a lawyer.
What did you do?
Yesterday I found out the girl I was seeing from Tinder is the daughter of the Chief of Police.
So....why is that big deal?
We were out last night,and when I took her back home he accused me of corrupting his daughter.
Is she underage?
No, of course not...but now all of my bank accounts are frozen, and now I don't know what to do.
Dude that's some "One Click Tyranny" bullshit, I'd call a lawyer.
by hel112570 November 6, 2019
Get the One Click Tyrannymug. A person whom resembles a celebrity in a universe where they are significantly poorer and smoke 2 packs day.
Hey Bill that girl looks like Jennifer Garner. Haha yeah except if she was addicted to meth. That's true...she's her Trashelganger.
by hel112570 June 14, 2019
Get the Trashelgangermug. A Russian made coffin with wheels typically found in Ukraine in a state of uncontrolled conflagration or similarly destroyed state.
Yuri looked on in horror as the heavy machine gun rounds pierced the hull of his BTR. No matter how hard he pushed the pedal down more and more daylight leaked into the vehicle piercing the armor as well as his fragile psyche. Tears streamed down his face, he realized he was no longer in an armored vehicle, but instead a Blyatmobile.
by hel112570 October 30, 2022
Get the Blyatmobilemug. A fighting stance employed by middle eastern militant groups where one holds an AK-47 or similar automatic above one's head in a squatting position so that he or she can spray a barrage of bullets from cover without exposing the head or torso to enemy fire. This stance is usually characterized by its inaccuracy.
Did you see that guy during the training exercise employ The Afghanny Shitter? He couldn't hit a goddamn thing.
by hel112570 June 18, 2019
Get the The Afghanny Shittermug.