Blyatmobile

A Russian made coffin with wheels typically found in Ukraine in a state of uncontrolled conflagration or similarly destroyed state.
Yuri looked on in horror as the heavy machine gun rounds pierced the hull of his BTR. No matter how hard he pushed the pedal down more and more daylight leaked into the vehicle piercing the armor as well as his fragile psyche. Tears streamed down his face, he realized he was no longer in an armored vehicle, but instead a Blyatmobile.
by hel112570 October 30, 2022
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Fast Follower Syndrome

A knee jerk reaction to requirements or features requested by a customer which have not been designed nor any realistic time line been set for their implementation, other than expressing the sentiment that said features are "Fast Followers". This syndrome is characterized by the upending of any manageable process that establishes a specification of, a time line for, and allocation resources for implementation.
Dev1: "Hey, did you guys here what the product manager just promised the customer? We're not even done with the original features."
Dev2: "Yeah, and we have no way of knowing of when we're going to do that because there's not even any specifications."
Dev1:"I wish product would attempt to avoid Fast Follower Syndrome."
Dev2:"Yeah we're definitely going to be working over Christmas again."
by hel112570 February 13, 2023
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gaise

The PC, gender-neutral, form of 'guys'.
I said bye 'gaise' in my message to the team because there are also individuals on my team who identify as female.
by hel112570 June 06, 2022
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Fogel-Gaetz Transit

The act of transporting minor persons across state lines to engage in sexual acts for money.
As part of a larger probe, the Justice Department is investigating Matt Gaetz for committing a Fogel-Gaetz Transit.
by hel112570 April 01, 2021
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Shit Proxy

An interface, implemented by software or business process, built on a source of unmanaged and incoherent data, and acts as poorly or poorer in its behavior than if the original data source was interacted with directly.
Developer 1: This API works in the most unbelieve illogical manner.
Developer 2: What do you mean?
Developer 1: When I used the original data source it was at least possible to find the exact thing I wanted and now because this shit proxy written by morons is in the way...I can't get it to do anything because they've changed all the search parameters. It's a fucking unique ID just return the fucking data with the Id specified.
by hel112570 July 11, 2022
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Trashelganger

A person whom resembles a celebrity in a universe where they are significantly poorer and smoke 2 packs day.
Hey Bill that girl looks like Jennifer Garner. Haha yeah except if she was addicted to meth. That's true...she's her Trashelganger.
by hel112570 June 14, 2019
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Suzie Snowflake

The drug addicted girl that attempts to sell stolen items for a local meth dealer on a facebook selling wall or at a pawn shop.
Did you see the owner run that Suzie Snowflake out of the shop? That set of dildos she was selling was obviously stolen.
by hel112570 June 19, 2019
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