Definitions by heather the great

100% 

-meaning totally, really, truly

Dude, I 100% bought a new bass yesterday.

100% by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

boss 

-meaning completely cool, wicked, gnarly, groovy, slammin', bangin', ect...

Dude! That fuckin' concert was so boss!

boss by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Snagglepuss 

-meaning a completely defunct, nasty, yeast-infection-having, ghonasyphiherpilaids having, pusing, stinking, sweaty, hairy girl who smells of cat piss and B.O. and has no friends.

God damn, Snagglepuss smells of tuna and rotten armpit. I bet her curtled cooter is oozing all over the place.

Snagglepuss by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Crabapple 

-A cranky ugly bitch

What the fuck is that crabapple's problem? I only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.

Crabapple by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Tard-o 

-a dumbassed person who acts like a sped

That crabapple just ran into a wall. what a fucking tard-o!

Tard-o by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Tracter 

-meaning a hillbilly girl who likes country music and cowboy boots.

-a female hick

-comes from the hick song "she thinks my tracter's sexy"

That tracter looks like a fool in her gap shirt and her cowboy boots. What a fuckin' tard-o.

Tracter by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

curtled cooter 

-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.

Snagglepuss has a curtled cooter. I bet it's oozing all over the seat.

curtled cooter by Heather The Great April 2, 2005