heather's definitions
by Heather December 24, 2002

teenage(or pre-teens) girls who are posers. they like whatevers "cool" at the time. they only like bands for their looks and popularity. they like to sceam things like: "MARRY MEE!!!" to the band members. they don't know how to spell so they type Lyk DiS. they wear way too much makeup. they make comments about how 'hott' the band members are ("Lyk, OMG, thur lyk, sOoOoOo hawt!!"). they never mention the music. on message boards they'll have screen names like: "PxNk rAwK pRiNCeSs"
teeny bopper:"LyK, AvRiL iZ sOoOoOo K3WL!!!!!!!11 I wUnT 2 B jUsT LyK hUr!!!!!11!!!!1111!! AnD BiLlIe JoE fRoM gReEn DaY iZ lYk, s0OoO0ooOo Lyk, HaWttt!!!!1111 OoH Mi GaWdZ, LyK, i Mz GoNnA mArRy hImZ!!!one!!!!1 pXnK rAwK 4 eVaARrRrrR!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111"
by Heather May 17, 2005

by Heather May 13, 2005

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.
Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father
by Heather May 18, 2003

The Return of the King
The third book in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy.
The third movie in Jackson's Lord of the Rings movie trilogy.
The third book in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy.
The third movie in Jackson's Lord of the Rings movie trilogy.
by Heather February 20, 2005

A comedy sketch show made by Nicklodeon. The earlier episodes being better than the newer ones. Popular skits were Repair man, ask ashley, superdude, and vital information for your everyday life.
by Heather September 14, 2003
