heather's definitions

hammer

Another term for 'bad weed'

"Damn, yo shit is hammered ass weed"

by heather July 19, 2006

boy

Boy: A Stupid Ass Hippie Huggin Ho who needs to shut the fuck up and stop thinking constently about getting laid... just face it.. UR NEVER GONNA FUCK! If they are lucky they might actually get some.. but thats kinda rare. A boy is what a man (a guy who has got some) refers to.. in definition.. boys are virgin idiots.. and men are merely boys who have been laid at least once.. in perspective.. they are pretty much the same, only one has fucked and the other is still a virgin.. I only wonder why chicks are defined as a "ho" when a guy can do the same shit and be labeled as a "PIMP"... shut the fuck up you idiot ass fucktard.. get a life and get laid.. eventually.. yes it will happen.. thats when they will become a man and that is when they are married and are pussywhipped fuckers. Until a boy has become a man he normally jacksoff to get pleasure.. they may even be desperate enough to say " I wish I were a dog so I could suck my own cock." Thats stupid.. if you were a dog, you would be pushed around.. and it would literally suck balls.

Your boyfriend.

by Heather January 21, 2004

Low mo' fo'

A idiotic, retard that is a low muther fucker.

by Heather October 16, 2003

sexolita

a really sexy spanish woman

I'd do that sexolita in a second

by heather May 10, 2003

Jossed

to have accepted canon in a show or book or real life changed to siut facts that are currently convienient to the author.

Name comes from Buffy/Angel fanficiton due to the fact that the shows' creator Joss Whedon constantly did this, causing considerable irritation to fans and fanficcers worldwide.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S2, Spike clearly names Angel as his Sire, with the words "you were my Yoda,man!"

Come season 3 or 4 this is changed to Drusilla being his sire.

by Heather April 23, 2004

Nole

1- also known as semenholes, criminoles and residents of TALLY-HO!

Q: what did the gator grad say to the nole grad?
A: it's spelled defendant you fucking moron!

by heather November 8, 2004

DMC

Darryl McDaniels of Run DMC; Devastating Mic Control; D = Never dirty, M.C. = mostly clean.

My name is Darryl, you can call him D
You can call me Darryl Mack, or you can call him DMC
People always ask, "DMC, what does it mean?"
D's for never dirty, MC for mostly clean
--King of Rock



DMC stands for devastating mic control
You can't touch me with a ten foot pole
--Rock Box

by Heather April 12, 2005