Grandma sneezure

ridiculously repetitive sneezing; ten or more.

Mom is in a comma because she had grandma sneezures and could breath.

by Heath December 15, 2003

devon miller

A manly man, women hench over with orgasmic cramps in his presence. Also one with mad Ninja skills. Also eir to the Miller Brewing Fortune.

devon once walked into a room with 7 girls. Each fell on the ground moaning and screaming like a cat stepped on by a cow. It was so loud that he became angered and released a mammoth load of jiz killing everyone in the town.

by Heath March 31, 2005

flintstoneing it

The art of pushing a car from the inside

My car is so shitty i flintstoned it to school.

by Heath November 12, 2004

nugganooch

an expresion of happynness

"I'm gunna get laid. NUGGANOOCH!

by heath June 06, 2004

afropos

As poor as a an African American in the hood.

I spend all my money on stupid things and now I have noting, how afropos.

by Heath December 15, 2003

Rusty Pipe

The appearance of a penis after having sex with a menstrating woman.

She didn't tell me she was bleeding so I made her schlop my rusty pipe last night after we had finished.

by Heath January 31, 2006

spifolicious

Wow, Nice, Wonderful, Sensational... Usually said in the lead up to intercourse when one is impressed with the others package

MMMMMmmmmmmmm, your looking spifolicious tonight

by Heath August 28, 2003