heath's definitions

Grandma sneezure

ridiculously repetitive sneezing; ten or more.

Mom is in a comma because she had grandma sneezures and could breath.

by Heath December 14, 2003

Rusty Pipe

The appearance of a penis after having sex with a menstrating woman.

She didn't tell me she was bleeding so I made her schlop my rusty pipe last night after we had finished.

by Heath February 1, 2006

hosy

v. adj. Being, or the act of being a fricking hoebag.

Man, you being hoesy right now.
Don't be hoesy.

by Heath November 15, 2004

niggariffic

adj. Showing qualities of being gangsta and good simultaneously.

"Damn dawg, dat's niggariffic!"

"Dre's new cds gon be niggariffic, but it be bad news fo G-Unit in 05"

by Heath November 16, 2004

afropos

As poor as a an African American in the hood.

I spend all my money on stupid things and now I have noting, how afropos.

by Heath December 14, 2003

nugganooch

an expresion of happynness

"I'm gunna get laid. NUGGANOOCH!

by heath June 6, 2004

devon miller

A manly man, women hench over with orgasmic cramps in his presence. Also one with mad Ninja skills. Also eir to the Miller Brewing Fortune.

devon once walked into a room with 7 girls. Each fell on the ground moaning and screaming like a cat stepped on by a cow. It was so loud that he became angered and released a mammoth load of jiz killing everyone in the town.

by Heath March 31, 2005