hb's definitions

skin splitter

An erection so hard, your dick splits in two and an even bigger boner is revealed

That hot slut in the turd splitter gave me a total skin splitter...I better split...

by HB November 29, 2004

H-B Woodlawn Program

An alternative program, or school, with grades from 6th-12th located in Arlington, VA, that's just better than any local school in the county (we've got written proof). Where kids excel in a independent learning environment, such as going to class is optional, and also includes learning alcohol intake unlike fellow Yorktown High School. Notoriously known as the "hippie" or "pothead" school, but in reality we just know how to party.

Question: Oh so you're from H-B, so do who smoke pot every day?

Answer: No, but I do know how to hold my liquor.

by HB February 19, 2005

firerrhea

spicy-food-induced diarrhea that makes you feel like flames are coming outta your ass

Fuck, man, I woke up in the middle of the night with some serious-ass firerrhea after scarfin' all that "Dave's Insanity Salsa"...fuckin' had to wipe with aloe 'n' shit...

by HB December 2, 2004

saddam hussein

Saddam has done nothing wrong? Let us talk about who is ignorant now. Whether you agree with the war in Iraq or not Saddam Hussein is a mass murderer...does anyone remember the kurds? Saddam is a mass murderer and tyrant who formerly ruled over the people of Iraq.

Hitler, Osama Bin Laden

by HB November 29, 2004

Squiggy McNasty

Hairy greasy gross guys, usually wearing wifebeaters who wistles and yells at women he has no chance with as they walk by. can be called a squiggy.

jose and tom whistled at girls from the 7-11 parking lot they were Squiggy McNasties.

by HB May 13, 2005

data monkey

One who spends the majority of their time running data and creating useless ppt slides to please the upper echelons of management.

Burke is a data monkey when he works on BAT.

by HB July 31, 2003

datahead

when you spend all day staring at CASTS and making ppt slides.

You usually get datahead when you are forced to be a chart monkey.

by HB July 30, 2003