turd splitter

Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces

Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.

Hey, nice turd splitter

by HB November 29, 2004

firerrhea

spicy-food-induced diarrhea that makes you feel like flames are coming outta your ass

Fuck, man, I woke up in the middle of the night with some serious-ass firerrhea after scarfin' all that "Dave's Insanity Salsa"...fuckin' had to wipe with aloe 'n' shit...

by HB December 02, 2004

saddam hussein

Saddam has done nothing wrong? Let us talk about who is ignorant now. Whether you agree with the war in Iraq or not Saddam Hussein is a mass murderer...does anyone remember the kurds? Saddam is a mass murderer and tyrant who formerly ruled over the people of Iraq.

Hitler, Osama Bin Laden

by HB November 29, 2004

data monkey

One who spends the majority of their time running data and creating useless ppt slides to please the upper echelons of management.

Burke is a data monkey when he works on BAT.

by HB July 31, 2003

grain

A tremendous amount.
Short for grip on the grain

There are a grain of people over there.

by HB October 25, 2003

Squiggy McNasty

Hairy greasy gross guys, usually wearing wifebeaters who wistles and yells at women he has no chance with as they walk by. can be called a squiggy.

jose and tom whistled at girls from the 7-11 parking lot they were Squiggy McNasties.

by HB February 23, 2005

mensies sex

sex during monthy period

sorry mate no can do unless ya dont mind mensies sex

by hb April 04, 2003