hb's definitions

softball

Baseball for girls.

by hb November 4, 2003

turd splitter

Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces

Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.

Hey, nice turd splitter

by HB November 29, 2004

suck mah balls

Catch phrase of many 'za eaters and dew slammers!

James - "Yo i saw hatebreed last night they were sooo extreme, made me want to slam a dew!"
Cori - "SUCK MAH BALLS"

by HB March 9, 2003

headbulb

some guy whos fucking pro at cs

HeaDBulB

by hb August 7, 2003

tweenkie-eatin' stinker

term used to describe a fat, smelly, whinning little brat who's always acting up in public while the trashy parents do nothing about it.

I totally wanted to gattling gun the fuck outta that gum-smackin' road whore and her little tweenkie-eatin' stinker at the dentist office today...Christ!

by HB November 30, 2004

grain

A tremendous amount.
Short for grip on the grain

There are a grain of people over there.

by HB October 24, 2003

mensies sex

sex during monthy period

sorry mate no can do unless ya dont mind mensies sex

by hb April 4, 2003