protoblonde

A woman with blonde hair who fits the man's idea of feminine beauty so perfectly they need to clone 3-4 of her for every man on the planet. Examples: Rebecca Romijin, Kristen Bell, Alexis Bledel, Scarlett Johanssen
Look at that protoblonde! We need a million more like her.
by havocker May 24, 2010
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jeterette

young ladies, ranging from high schoolers to twentysomethings, who show up at Yankee stadium or when the Yankees are in town. Distinguished by short shorts showing off their legs, blonde manes inpeccably styled, perfect tans, and the '2' on their back
When Jeter comes to town, so do the Jeterettes
by havocker May 03, 2010
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asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen
by havocker May 04, 2010
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