intellect devourer

1) a monster from dungeons and dragons which looked like a brain on four legs
2) someone whose mere presence is like huffing a quart of paint thinner, god forbid you interact with them
1) we were winning the battle until the lich summoned an intellect devourer
2) i'm locked in a four hour meeting with the intellect devourer, i'm going to need a feynman chaser after this
by havocker October 05, 2010
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protoblonde

A woman with blonde hair who fits the man's idea of feminine beauty so perfectly they need to clone 3-4 of her for every man on the planet. Examples: Rebecca Romijin, Kristen Bell, Alexis Bledel, Scarlett Johanssen
Look at that protoblonde! We need a million more like her.
by havocker May 24, 2010
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asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen
by havocker May 04, 2010
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