havocker's definitions

protoblonde

A woman with blonde hair who fits the man's idea of feminine beauty so perfectly they need to clone 3-4 of her for every man on the planet. Examples: Rebecca Romijin, Kristen Bell, Alexis Bledel, Scarlett Johanssen

Look at that protoblonde! We need a million more like her.

by havocker May 24, 2010

In-n-Out

One of the bizarre new religions in California, masquerading as a burger chain. Their secrets and mysteries include the "Neapolitan Shake" and the "Animal Style Fries"

I need some In-n-Out right now!

by havocker February 20, 2009

jeterette

young ladies, ranging from high schoolers to twentysomethings, who show up at Yankee stadium or when the Yankees are in town. Distinguished by short shorts showing off their legs, blonde manes inpeccably styled, perfect tans, and the '2' on their back

When Jeter comes to town, so do the Jeterettes

by havocker May 3, 2010