havocker's definitions

asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen

Me scoring with Brooklyn Decker? Asteroidnomical

by havocker May 4, 2010

jeterette

young ladies, ranging from high schoolers to twentysomethings, who show up at Yankee stadium or when the Yankees are in town. Distinguished by short shorts showing off their legs, blonde manes inpeccably styled, perfect tans, and the '2' on their back

When Jeter comes to town, so do the Jeterettes

by havocker May 3, 2010

In-n-Out

One of the bizarre new religions in California, masquerading as a burger chain. Their secrets and mysteries include the "Neapolitan Shake" and the "Animal Style Fries"

I need some In-n-Out right now!

by havocker February 20, 2009