ringknocker

To convey to all those present that he was a West Point graduate, Major Talliafero lightly rapped his ring on the wooden conference table signaling to all present that did not already know so from toilet paper stuck to his shoe that he was a ringknocker, and thus worthy of respect.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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#10 buttplug

A very obnoxious person, unlikeable in any way.
I tried to handle his complaint with courtesy but he kept acting like a #10 buttplug.
by harry flashman July 07, 2003
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greenteeth

A manifestation of poor dental hygeine.
Though technically accurate, the diagnosis of Bubbas dating problem was greenteeth, but in fairness to Bubba it should have been diagnosed greentooth.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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monominded

Singleminded; focused on one thing so intensely as to negate the instinct for self preservation.
Carlotta was so monominded about her apppearance that while grooming herself in the rearview mirror on the commute to work she compressed her Geo Metro to 3 feet in length on a stopped semi-trailer.
by harry flashman October 30, 2003
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flag

To single out for attention and scrutiny.
Flag his personnel file, Mr Hoover, I think his cousin was a Bolshevik.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
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Mondo

A time-share condo.
Prunella went to Miami and stayed in her cousin's mondo.
by harry flashman September 18, 2003
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frottege

A combination of the words "frottage"( deriving sexual pleasure from rubbing one's clothed body up against another) and "protege" (collegue/co-worker). A frottege is a co-worker who is the office serial groper, particularly in narrow hallways, cubicle entrances and doorways.
Raul was unfairly referred to as a frottege; it was purely coincidential that whenever a woman was in a constricted office space he had to squeeze past her to attend to important corporate business.
by harry flashman July 20, 2003
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