Definitions by harry flashman

arse candle 

A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.

Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."

arse candle by harry flashman August 16, 2003

klugle 

A white robed seagull.

The klugle kept his beak shut while in the company of crows.

klugle by harry flashman August 16, 2003

inflatuation 

An infatuation with flatulence.

Delbert loved to share his inflatuation with strangers in long lines at Wal-mart check-out counters and in long elevator rides.

inflatuation by harry flashman August 14, 2003

heemer 

A steaming hemorrhoid.

Jubal had a heemer the size of hammer-struck thumb.

heemer by harry flashman August 14, 2003

lotto 

An idiot's 401k.

Thelma put her money in a high risk, aggressive investment even though she knew that 85 year old Haitians in this country illegally usually won the lotto, she didn't know of any other fiduciary instrument that paid such a high rate of return.

lotto by harry flashman August 12, 2003

aquestion 

Having to do with horses, equestrian.

Althea asked directions to the aquestion center where she hoped to rent and ride a horse, but nobody seemed to know what she was talking about.

aquestion by harry flashman August 12, 2003

ene 

A cardinal point of the compass, 045 degrees.

Look in the mirror, your right eye is ENE of your nostrils.

ene by harry flashman August 12, 2003